Dear charidees
Dear charidees,
'Paramount Comedy'. That's what it's called. Not 'Paramount Misery', nor 'Paramount Guilt Trip', nor 'Paramount Suckers', nor any variation thereof.
Therefore, please STOP adevetising your f*cking miserable charities during the ad breaks. That sort of cynical marketing is the explicit reason I choose NOT to give any money to you.
Why do you think I'm watching a channel called 'Paramount Comedy'? 'Cos I need to be reminded of those less well off than myself? Of children / animals living in misery? Of the many, many ways in which this planet is completely screwed up by humans?
Not hardly. No, surprising though it may seem, I'm watching 'Paramount Comedy' because I need a little light relief. A little chill time. A little window of relaxation where I don't have to consider the difficulties of life.
So please, please stop running your ads of abused children and / or starving dogs on this channel, as it smacks of the lowest, most cynical type of manipulation. Or don't, but y'know, don't expect a penny from me until you do.
Bastards.
'Paramount Comedy'. That's what it's called. Not 'Paramount Misery', nor 'Paramount Guilt Trip', nor 'Paramount Suckers', nor any variation thereof.
Therefore, please STOP adevetising your f*cking miserable charities during the ad breaks. That sort of cynical marketing is the explicit reason I choose NOT to give any money to you.
Why do you think I'm watching a channel called 'Paramount Comedy'? 'Cos I need to be reminded of those less well off than myself? Of children / animals living in misery? Of the many, many ways in which this planet is completely screwed up by humans?
Not hardly. No, surprising though it may seem, I'm watching 'Paramount Comedy' because I need a little light relief. A little chill time. A little window of relaxation where I don't have to consider the difficulties of life.
So please, please stop running your ads of abused children and / or starving dogs on this channel, as it smacks of the lowest, most cynical type of manipulation. Or don't, but y'know, don't expect a penny from me until you do.
Bastards.