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This guy from Jersey introduced me to a band called Japanther. Had never heard of them before, though I wouldn't beat myself over it, considering I'm not from Brooklyn.
Regardless, much love to that motherfucker; good stuff, great to listen to when trying to wake the fuck up on a hot, disgusting, early morning. I only wish they had some tracks on Rock Band, because those fucking drums in their songs make me want to bang on something. (Insert sex joke here).
Yesterday I grabbed a hammer and began mutilating my left hand... Began about 9:30PM last night with some slow, hard, bashes, and after downing a half liter of whiskey I went all drum&bass at 180 BPM until about 2:30AM. This morning there is a mass of dangling, bloody skin where my left hand used to be, but it was worth it just to see the look on my wife's face when she found hunks of bone and flesh lying all over her living room carpet. It was somewhere between "Why the fuck didn't you clean the carpet before the blood dried, you lazy fuck?!" and "You smashed up your hand without even consulting me first?!!" She then kicked me out of bed and made me go buy Resolve at the closest 24-hr Walgreens.
Married life, I tells ya'... Never a dull moment.
Regardless, much love to that motherfucker; good stuff, great to listen to when trying to wake the fuck up on a hot, disgusting, early morning. I only wish they had some tracks on Rock Band, because those fucking drums in their songs make me want to bang on something. (Insert sex joke here).
Yesterday I grabbed a hammer and began mutilating my left hand... Began about 9:30PM last night with some slow, hard, bashes, and after downing a half liter of whiskey I went all drum&bass at 180 BPM until about 2:30AM. This morning there is a mass of dangling, bloody skin where my left hand used to be, but it was worth it just to see the look on my wife's face when she found hunks of bone and flesh lying all over her living room carpet. It was somewhere between "Why the fuck didn't you clean the carpet before the blood dried, you lazy fuck?!" and "You smashed up your hand without even consulting me first?!!" She then kicked me out of bed and made me go buy Resolve at the closest 24-hr Walgreens.
Married life, I tells ya'... Never a dull moment.