when you have five cats you're bound to start talking to them eventually...

[alloashley]

i do this terrible thing to butts (well, terrible if she talked people) and always ask her where she put her tail. i imagine different scenarios (like i said above...) and tell her it's vulgar to have gone this long without one. then i had an apostrophe, lighting struck me brain. i need to make missing tail flyers. i need somebody with a digital camera to help! i want it to be as terrible as possible, i'm thinking some sort of hideous glamour shot of butts while managing to get her nub clearly. then, much like my missing bacon bits flyer, i will run off dozens of copies at work and place them around town. i'll have to think of someplace funny for the address, like the city dump.
i instantly thought of brandi for this project but if she doens't want to any soul will do and i'll be eternally grateful!

i'm thinking flowers in the background i'm thinking plate of tuna i'm thinking elephant or lobster hat i'm thinking balloons or stuffed animals i'm thinking kitten eye shadow i'm thinking litter box i'm thinking ferrell horses galloping in the background with soft lense i'm thinking snowflakes

i found a good copy of ros and guil are dead at recycled. i've felt so guilty for not having read it yet but my god, it was worth the wait. stark raving sane.