Fifteen - SCREW YOU LAHARL

[allnaturalseed]

I am neither a princess nor a horse wiener hater!

And the moment Laharl gets out I'm making him clean the entire Kusanagi himself!

Comments

[cantbeatnanoha]

It's the Netherworld demons again, isn't it?

[allnaturalseed]

Yes! Yes it is.

[cantbeatnanoha]

You see, there is a certain... unique brand of insanity associated with them. So if something like that happens, you know it is the demons.

[allnaturalseed]

It's ridiculous. Why did it even have... have... those as equipment in the first place!

[cantbeatnanoha]

I... try not to think about it. It's saner this way.

[allnaturalseed]

I don't know how you can forget something like that...

[cantbeatnanoha]

Try to preserve your sanity by thinking of them as immature manchildren. That should make it easier. Even humans make stupid things after all.

Although the demons are surprisingly dangerous manchildren... the kind that can kick your ass even if you're in a giant robot, if you're not careful.

Okay, I'm not helping.

[allnaturalseed]

And they kick your ass while... while having those somehow making them stronger! It's so stupid...

[cantbeatnanoha]

Well, it's over now, isn't it? You don't have to worry, most likely we will never see a demon again.

[allnaturalseed]

They're still out there, you know. Who knows when another one will decide to show up?

[cantbeatnanoha]

Maybe TSAB should set up a sentry ship to watch for demons as they leave their world, and when that happens... we all just hide and pretend we're out? Without people to annoy, they may just give up and go away.

[allnaturalseed]

What if cause a ruckus to draw us out? We can't let them just... flatten skyscrapers or anything.

[cantbeatnanoha]

Then, we will have to field appropriate people to battle them. Patrick, perhaps?

[allnaturalseed]

He doesn't have much of a reputation to be damaged...

[cantbeatnanoha]

He can take them on then. With luck, they will consider his "level" to be very high and flee at the very sight of the Immortal Patrick Colaseur.

That's right, he has that title too. Demons pay a lot of attention to titles, don't they?

[allnaturalseed]

...that might help against some of them, but ones like Laharl would just want to prove him wrong. Or cheat.