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I was talking to a friend about an incident that happened at work...
Me: "So the guy the accidentally shot himself in the head. He calls 911 himself, while being shot in the head, then when the first people get there he's texting."
Friend: "No fucking way."
Me:"Yes, in all seriousness. It happens though. I once watched Sally Jessie Raphael and she had a guest on whose roommate shot him in the back of the head with a crossbow while he was sleeping. It was lodged in his brain. He lived, and was fine."
Friend: "Wooooo. Hold on. You watched Sally Jesse Raphael?"
Me: "So the guy the accidentally shot himself in the head. He calls 911 himself, while being shot in the head, then when the first people get there he's texting."
Friend: "No fucking way."
Me:"Yes, in all seriousness. It happens though. I once watched Sally Jessie Raphael and she had a guest on whose roommate shot him in the back of the head with a crossbow while he was sleeping. It was lodged in his brain. He lived, and was fine."
Friend: "Wooooo. Hold on. You watched Sally Jesse Raphael?"