But I'm no Good at Math and Besides the Dollar is Down

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That is all.

There might be RPG AU fic later. Nooot sure yet. But for now, a meme 0/

I have a list of 10 characters that I will not tell you. Pick two numbers and a one-word prompt, and I will write a 100 word drabble of the mystery characters/pairings.

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Neku woke up with a hangover so terrible, he was honestly considering throwing himself out the window and playing the game again just to be rid of it. When he finally gained enough willpower to sit up, he saw the room was littered with confetti, Tin Pin boards, and empty bottles. No one else seemed to be in the room with him, but he decided they were probably passed out elsewhere, and got out of the bed with a soft groan to find some aspirin.

He nearly tripped over a full sized Mr. Mew costume on his way to the stairs, and after making his way down, picked up the sound of someone bustling around in the kitchen. Something smelled good, too, and Neku was starting to feel a little better about the morning if he got breakfast. Until, that is, he saw who was making it.

The guy was completely naked, and while he wasn't bad looking, it was never a pleasant experience to randomly find someone cooking food with no clothes in one's kitchen.

"Ah, bonjour." He turned around, completely at ease, and smiled brightly at Neku. "Feel like an omelet?" Neku's only response was to pull out his phone and compose a text that would, a few days later, appear on a certain website for texts.

To: Josh
My house is a mess, there's a Mr. Mew costume in the hall, and a naked French guy is in my kitchen cooking breakfast. What the fuck happened last night?

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