This is not Onion...

[allita78]

 I wonder is anyone ever included it on their tax return...

"Stolen property. If you steal property, you must report its fair market value in your income in the year you steal it unless in the same year, you return it to its rightful owner."

"Illegal activities. Income from illegal activities, such as money from dealing illegal drugs, must be

Comments

[palena]

ахахаха. А ведь налоги в полицию не передаются. Можно быть честным налогоплательщиком:)

[rimmka]

i remember seeing something about reporting bribe income too :)

[goldenapple82]

yup, it's in the same document :)

[goldenapple82]

along with kickbacks

[irinaklay]

помнишь был такой Аль Капоне? ... тоже налогов не платил :))

[kutuz_off]

This is why I found the whole brouhaha about ACORN reps advising an alleged pimp how to file his taxes to be rather strange. What she did was give good tax advice, as far as I could tell. The pimp has to pay his taxes. At the same time, he doesn't have to incriminate himself about his source of income while filing.

[nebrit]

жесть