when emily plays with iTunes and gets *weird* answers
Go to your iTunes/media player and put it all on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
What do you think of me, iTunes?
Walk on By- Seal ~ um… ok… I love you too
Will I have a happy life?
The Scientist- Coldplay ~ oh, so if I become a scientist I’ll be happy? Great… since I’m getting a D in chem..
What do my friends really think of me?
Candle In The Wind- Elton John ~ they think I’m weak and vulnerable? Hmm. How did you know, iTunes?
Do people secretly lust after me?
I'll Be There-Jackson 5 ~ iTunes… you secretly lust after me too?? weird
How can I make myself happy?
The One- Elton John ~ enough said.
What should I do with my life?
Breaking The Habit- Linkin Park ~ yeah. It scares me you knew that iTunes.
Why must life be so full of pain?
Wake Me Up When September Ends- Green Day ~ if by September you mean pain.. then I agree. Though without pain, how would we know what good things feel like?
Will I ever have children?
John, I'm Only Dancing- David Bowie ~ I’m not saying a word.
Will I die happy?
Sun- Mae ~ so.. I’ll die in the sun? that wouldn’t be very happy; I’d be burning alive. Or rather.. burning to death.
Can you give me some advice?
Madman Across the Water- Elton John ~ thanks, I’ll stay on this side of the riverbend
What do you think happiness is?
Breathless- The Corrs ~ knowing the words to that song… it’s definitely happiness alright.
Is there anything you want me to do for you?
Saturday Night’s Alright- Luthar Ingram ~ ok so this Saturday, but what should I do
Do you have any secrets?
Understand the Dream is Over- The Juliana Theory ~ um.. the dream of… secrets? Theories? iTunes you make no sense.
What is the answer to life, the world, and everything?
Top of the World (To the Simple Two)- The Juliana Theory ~ mmm. iTunes you are a genius.
What is love?
Waiting- Green Day ~ hmm. Interesting thought. Very interesting indeed.
What makes you depressed?
One Headlight- The Wallflowers ~ uh.. because you’d get a ticket? iTunes, you can’t even drive.
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
All By Myself- Eric Carmen ~ err… you can figure it out all by yourself? Good for you,
So what is it?
This is the Countdown- Mae ~ ok countdown to the answer? Alright…
Until the day I die- Story of the Year ~ ok iTunes I cant wait for the answer till you die. You suck.