hi everyone. i'd like to take this moment to declare that i really really wish with every ounce of being inside of me that i was a cowgirl. oh gosh would it be grand.
Those environmental wizards that decide how things should be
Have made a lengthy list of things worth more than you an' me
Lizards, weeds, an' bushes, these learned scholars think
Should now become a ward of state lest they become extinct
They scold us like a wayward child for makin' such a fuss
When we find that bugs an' barnrats have more civil rights than us
Mice that curse our homesites, an' who's names we take in vain
Can sue, if you call in the cat, to trap him's inhumane
We can't cut trees for lumber 'cause the owl's out on a limb
An' I wonder, are they gonna let us bunk up there with him?
An' when man becomes endangered by environmental laws
Who will gird their loins in battle in the name of human cause?
'Cause if man keeps doin' business with this type of protocol
The bugs, the rats, an' mice will have the last laugh on us all