Dogs
In honor of the kid's bday, some quotes:
"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail
instead of his tongue." -Anonymous
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that
you are wonderful." -Ann Landers
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go
where they went." -Will Rogers
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
- Ben Williams
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."
- Josh Billings
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
- Andrew A. Rooney
"We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love
we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal
man has ever made." - M. Facklam
"Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who
are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate."
- Sigmund Freud
"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known
will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." - James Thurber
"I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl."
- Penny Ward Moser
"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail
instead of his tongue." -Anonymous
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that
you are wonderful." -Ann Landers
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go
where they went." -Will Rogers
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
- Ben Williams
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."
- Josh Billings
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
- Andrew A. Rooney
"We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love
we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal
man has ever made." - M. Facklam
"Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who
are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate."
- Sigmund Freud
"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known
will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." - James Thurber
"I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl."
- Penny Ward Moser