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Sep 16, 2009 20:17

i was standing in line at the student store
just trying to buy some ice cream and gtfo
when the skinny, thin hair, oversized tits cashier looks at me two people deep in her line and says
"hola"
it was strange because i knew she was looking dead at me but i still wasn't sure if she was talking to me
because why was she talking to me?
its not even my turn
she was literally checking someone else out
and saying "hola" to me
the chick holding the ice cream behind other people
i just kinda looked behind me and then smiled back at her
like...okay, cool. hola.
then i scoot up to check out and she starts telling me how much she loves my hair
then my smile, then my teeth
she asks me if im a yankee, or italian. two questions i've been asked way too often
im starting to question my own identity/actual parents
at this point im also realizing that the "hola" she gave me earlier may not have been just her trying to be hip, but her actually thinking that i was Hispanic.
anyway, i literally bought one thing, but she kept talking long enough to ask me my major and tell me her son was gay.
i'm surprised the ice cream didn't melt before she finished
but then i ate the ice cream in the library and laughed at danny talking about blind people until i cried.
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