i broke a poor man's heart today
I hate bioethics. I hate it because it's boring, because he's hard to follow, and MOST IMPORANTLY, because he voted for Kappa to win maysing when they messed up their songs and win at life enough anyway. So yeah, class draaaaagged on and I stood up to leave 20 minutes early. This was after about 6 people had filtered out before me. But right as I, ALLISON BAD GIRL MARKOWITZ, stand up, he sighs into the microphone, saying "You know what? I guess I'll just end early today..." with a tone of resignation and despair. I'm sorry Sheldon! I must have been the straw that broke the camel's back...or the last straw...or the humpy camel? Too many sayings...
Speaking of breaking backs...whatever happened to the ghetto-esque phrase of "break my back" (i.e. Ashanti and Fat Joe)? I never knew what it really meant. Like, "bend me into a contorted position while you ram me?" or "just bend me over so I actually break my back in its entirety?" or "sit on me you fat man, you?"?
And I've also been purposely stepping on cracks lately. Biaaatch.
I removed the last entry, the thought of Rachel vomiting into her hair was just too sad. I will never be that cheesy again.
Speaking of breaking backs...whatever happened to the ghetto-esque phrase of "break my back" (i.e. Ashanti and Fat Joe)? I never knew what it really meant. Like, "bend me into a contorted position while you ram me?" or "just bend me over so I actually break my back in its entirety?" or "sit on me you fat man, you?"?
And I've also been purposely stepping on cracks lately. Biaaatch.
I removed the last entry, the thought of Rachel vomiting into her hair was just too sad. I will never be that cheesy again.