just another list
Things That I Would Not Succeed At:
A low-carb diet
Good grammar in my sentences
Horseback riding
Living without hugs
A low-salt diet
Biochemistry
NOT MAKING LISTS
Living in squalor
Being a lesbian- totally respect it, but I just can't stand girls
A life without tabasco and its friends
Thesis-writing
Wearing a horrendous outfit for a day just to see what people thought
Never again working out
Ski jumping
Being tall
Being unloved :(
A zucchini-eating contest
Keeping juicy secrets
Spelling "secrets" correctly (I messed up approximately 71 times in the line above before getting it right)
Controlling other peoples' lives!
A plane crash...I might not succeed at handling that situation well
A world without lactaid pills
A WORLD FULL OF CHEESE
A world where everyone said "trousers" because I would laugh too much and be killed
Stealing someone's boyfriend and feeling okay with it
Asking for a raise
Cocaine
Remembering to dust the windowsill
Your face
A low-carb diet
Good grammar in my sentences
Horseback riding
Living without hugs
A low-salt diet
Biochemistry
NOT MAKING LISTS
Living in squalor
Being a lesbian- totally respect it, but I just can't stand girls
A life without tabasco and its friends
Thesis-writing
Wearing a horrendous outfit for a day just to see what people thought
Never again working out
Ski jumping
Being tall
Being unloved :(
A zucchini-eating contest
Keeping juicy secrets
Spelling "secrets" correctly (I messed up approximately 71 times in the line above before getting it right)
Controlling other peoples' lives!
A plane crash...I might not succeed at handling that situation well
A world without lactaid pills
A WORLD FULL OF CHEESE
A world where everyone said "trousers" because I would laugh too much and be killed
Stealing someone's boyfriend and feeling okay with it
Asking for a raise
Cocaine
Remembering to dust the windowsill
Your face