omgomg back from the dead
Dan Macsai and Andres Fausto Berumen miss stalking my life.
So I've reinstated this little fucker for at least ONE entry...I dunno man, I feel like I have nothing to write about anymore- life is wonderful, friends are amazing, gots a man, no longer thinking about sex like a grandma ponders the good old days of her youth...
Here is my christmas wish list. I know I'm not Christian. I just can't spell "my holiday" (Hannukah? Hanukkah? Chanukkah? You get the picture. I'm a horrendous Jew. And saying "my holiday" makes me sound "special." Which I am. Obvi)
1. Honest Buddy: he/she (depending on the needs of the situation) pops up whenever I request it and tells me the truth- whether it be about if I'm really gaining weight, if my hair looks too Tina Turner-ish, I'm talking too much, if I'm really annoying and think I'm not, if people really hate me and I need to hide myself in a tree trunk, if someone touched that cookie before me and put it back...
2. Calorie-free baked ziti. Enough said.
3. A treadmill especially designed for rollerblades
4. NO MORE PORN IMS. I would give my left nipple to never again see "hey sexy, my sorority sister and I are getting naked, watch our webcam!" The IMs themselves aren't that annoying- it's just that I always think it's from someone who actually wants to talk to me, and I get sad :(
5. A Hot-Sauce-O-Meter: I always overdo it. It would be nice if Honest Buddy, perchance, could just tap me and say "chill, that's hot enough my friend. and by the way, your earrings are fabulous!"
6. A people-mover. It would make the walk to sigma chi/spac/maddie's room much more enjoyable
7. 45 amazing new Chi Omegas on bid night.
8. For Mike Willemin to be gay. Because last night I had a dream that he was, and had a boyfriend. And mine was better. And he unfriended me on facebook. Which is disgraceful. The facebook thing wasn't a dream. This happened. Mike boggles my mind. And since he thinks so poorly of the homosexual "choice" it would be enjoyable to see him as a gay man. That is all.
9. A nice ring. I don't have any rings.
10. To be a nicer person. The world could really benefit.
11. FOR THERE NOT TO BE A RANDOM BLACK SPECK ON MY PINEAPPLE. WTF. I ONLY WANTED TEN. BUT NOW I'M ENRAGED.
In other news, I'm a lazy slacker (?) What happened to diligent high school Allie? Intriguing thought.
So I've reinstated this little fucker for at least ONE entry...I dunno man, I feel like I have nothing to write about anymore- life is wonderful, friends are amazing, gots a man, no longer thinking about sex like a grandma ponders the good old days of her youth...
Here is my christmas wish list. I know I'm not Christian. I just can't spell "my holiday" (Hannukah? Hanukkah? Chanukkah? You get the picture. I'm a horrendous Jew. And saying "my holiday" makes me sound "special." Which I am. Obvi)
1. Honest Buddy: he/she (depending on the needs of the situation) pops up whenever I request it and tells me the truth- whether it be about if I'm really gaining weight, if my hair looks too Tina Turner-ish, I'm talking too much, if I'm really annoying and think I'm not, if people really hate me and I need to hide myself in a tree trunk, if someone touched that cookie before me and put it back...
2. Calorie-free baked ziti. Enough said.
3. A treadmill especially designed for rollerblades
4. NO MORE PORN IMS. I would give my left nipple to never again see "hey sexy, my sorority sister and I are getting naked, watch our webcam!" The IMs themselves aren't that annoying- it's just that I always think it's from someone who actually wants to talk to me, and I get sad :(
5. A Hot-Sauce-O-Meter: I always overdo it. It would be nice if Honest Buddy, perchance, could just tap me and say "chill, that's hot enough my friend. and by the way, your earrings are fabulous!"
6. A people-mover. It would make the walk to sigma chi/spac/maddie's room much more enjoyable
7. 45 amazing new Chi Omegas on bid night.
8. For Mike Willemin to be gay. Because last night I had a dream that he was, and had a boyfriend. And mine was better. And he unfriended me on facebook. Which is disgraceful. The facebook thing wasn't a dream. This happened. Mike boggles my mind. And since he thinks so poorly of the homosexual "choice" it would be enjoyable to see him as a gay man. That is all.
9. A nice ring. I don't have any rings.
10. To be a nicer person. The world could really benefit.
11. FOR THERE NOT TO BE A RANDOM BLACK SPECK ON MY PINEAPPLE. WTF. I ONLY WANTED TEN. BUT NOW I'M ENRAGED.
In other news, I'm a lazy slacker (?) What happened to diligent high school Allie? Intriguing thought.