Today is the birthday of a great, amazing, beautiful, smart, talented and simply amazing human being. Perhaps you're not aware of this, and that's okay, we're all just human after all.
But here, let me tell you who.
TODAY IT'S ZAC EFFRON'S BIRTHDAY
Aren't you happier now that I've told you?
OKAY OKAY. While that is also true - or so says Wikipedia - I was actually thinking of another amazing, talented and OH SO HUMBLE human being.
TODAY I TURN TWENTY SIX YEARS OLD.
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