The war keeps on going.

[allira_dream]

THE WAR CARRIES ON! reversedhymnal and I have kept to our ficlet/drabble war and man, does this help with the whole 'too many ideas where to put them' thing.

Here's a list of what we've written so far, plus two ficlets added by apapazukamori.

Jasdebi, childhood games.
Linali, Komui. Almonds.
Mana, Allen. Green.
Rabi, Linali. Braiding.
Miranda, Wednesday's Child.
Reever,

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[reversedhymnal]

Mana and Maria for the win! *sparkles*

And, *low whistle* Shit honey, but we are hard core. Check out the range we've got going on! That. That is impressive. I'm so damned proud of us, XD

AND NOW. FOR LINALI AND HER PENIS. I'll just tell it as I told my Soul Mate, who has no prior knowledge of D.Gray-man, what so ever. It is in a slightly more orderly fashion than the mess I spewed out at poor Apapa-chan, ♥

writteninreverse (1:20:01 PM): lololol I'm having too much fun being crazy with these new characters I've fallen in love with
writteninreverse (1:20:37 PM): allow me to explain a little
writteninreverse (1:20:42 PM): in regards to one particular thing
writteninreverse (1:20:46 PM): that my brain spewed up
iamdelirious89 (1:20:54 PM): hahaha okay
writteninreverse (1:20:55 PM): the fandom of D.Gray-man is an evil and hideous thing
writteninreverse (1:21:19 PM): it writes bad fic with awful original characters and completely screws over the correct personas of my favorites - which is practically the whole cast.
writteninreverse (1:21:24 PM): and not only that
writteninreverse (1:22:12 PM): but this fandom has this disturbing tendency to MAKE ALLEN AND KANDA AND SOMETIMES RABI GIRLS
writteninreverse (1:22:15 PM): It drives me mad
writteninreverse (1:22:16 PM): I hate it
writteninreverse (1:22:19 PM): FILLS ME WITH LOATHING
writteninreverse (1:22:22 PM): I AM GOING TO KILL SOMETHING
writteninreverse (1:22:29 PM): but instead, I found a different method of therapy
iamdelirious89 (1:22:40 PM): write the correct kind of fandom?
writteninreverse (1:22:42 PM): I decided that one of two things would happen
writteninreverse (1:23:05 PM): it will wind up either having to be "And then Komui wrecked havoc upon HQ, and Allen Kanda and Rabi woke up as girls. And had hot girl sex in which Linali and Miranda played teacher, and Krory curled into a ball in the corner and thought of Eliade."
writteninreverse (1:23:10 PM): or
writteninreverse (1:23:22 PM): "And then Komui wrecked havoc upon HQ because he was tired of worrying over his little sister's virtue and said THERE SHE IS A MAN NOW MY DEAR CUTE LINALI IS A MAN SO I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HER VIRTUE and then Linali tops everyone with her PENIS."
writteninreverse (1:23:33 PM): which led to me deciding it would have to be Linali topping everyone with her penis
iamdelirious89 (1:23:42 PM): hahahahaha
writteninreverse (1:23:52 PM): "But it's not my fault, brother," Linali said in her new boy voice, "Kanda just sat on my cock! Honest!"

"Oh," Komui said, relieved, "so long as you were top."
iamdelirious89 (1:24:12 PM): XDDDDDDD
writteninreverse (1:24:15 PM): and now, you must understand slightly more
writteninreverse (1:24:26 PM): there is the main character, Allen, who is overall a sweet and awesome child
writteninreverse (1:24:40 PM): but he is also evil, because he has had to learn particular methods of coping with having the most horrible human being as a master ever
writteninreverse (1:24:48 PM): Cross, whom I both adore and loath with ever fiber of my being
writteninreverse (1:24:51 PM): he is a ladies man
writteninreverse (1:24:53 PM): he is a bastard
writteninreverse (1:25:15 PM): he takes his idiot apprentice and throws him across the room because he is filthy and he doesn't want him to get dirt on his clothes after he has saved his ass
writteninreverse (1:25:26 PM): I love writing him
writteninreverse (1:25:43 PM): "Ah, Linali," Cross said, "you're as lovely a boy as you are a girl. If you'd ever like some lessons on how to be a man, come find me, okay~?"

"DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, LINALI," Allen said very adamantly. "HE WILL TOUCH YOU IN INAPPROPRIATE PLACES. BELIEVE ME."

Linali and Komui and Kanda and Rabi looked at him. "Er. Not because I know by experience or anything. Of course." Everyone looked at Cross. Cross smiled, "I am a man of much knowledge. Which must be passed down. Hands on."

"GYAH," Allen said, "I WILL KILL YOU."
writteninreverse (1:25:58 PM): *happy sighs*

Also, I would like to blame in forewarning Apapa-chan for the Cross/Komui which may or may not in the future come to exist in pervy horrible glory, ♥

...NINA-CHAN SAVE ME, ♥;

[allira_dream]

YES. OHGOD. The DGM fandom makes me cry, and I thought KKM was bad. BUT. This MANIA the fandom has to keep making Allen innocent and virgin-blushy? I mean, I can take the virgin if you'd like. What I can't take? THE THOUGHT OF ALLEN NOT KNOWING ABOUT SEX. Dude, CROSS. Even if he's a virgin, he has LIVED with whores. He can give a blowjob just after hearing all the stuff the whores have told him. And yes, yes yes.

BESIDES, LINALI TOPS EVERYONE IN THE ORDER. She has them wrapped around her tiny little finger. BOY!LINALI. Ahahahahaha. Rabi still drools and says 'YES PLEASE' and Kanda s-sort of twitches.

The last chapter? I SUDDENLY UNDERSTOOD CROSS/KOMUI. Even though I am almost monogamous to the idea of Reever sort of being Komui's wife 'have your coffee and I have a headache don't ask for sex ever or else'. BUT he can keep on doing that anyway =D.

[reversedhymnal]

Dude.

"Hey Allen, truth or dare."

"Uh. Truth. I have played this with Master one very stupid time and I know better than to pick dare!"

"Okay, how about... You ever sleep with a prostitute?"

"Oh, sure! Lots of times, they're real sweet about sharing pillows, too."

"....."

"..W-what?"

Y-YES. That would be it, exactly, ♥

And Reever is completely and utterly Komui's wife who should probably really get a divorce, because they make each other happy without making each other really really happy. Except there's respect, and loyalty, and exhaustion, and understanding, and some strange sort of love. ♥ BUT. I still have this horrible weakness for occasional Kanda/Komui. Not, like, OTP or anything. I just. Headcanon says that they hook up from time to time..

Last chapter fulfilled so much for me, *sparkles*

(edited twice for stupid and past the Erica's bed time, argh! sorry!)

[allira_dream]

Oh, I don't think I go OTP over anyone. I MEAN. I love LOVE LOVE Allen/Rabi, but I have no trouble whatsoever about other ships. AND YES. Kanda was sort of Linali's big brother while Komui wasn't there, I think? I MEAN. Not said like that, BUT. He was the closest to familiar there was in England, and the same could be said about Kanda though he'd never say something like that.

AND I love your headcanon yes.

[reversedhymnal]

*nodnodnod* She always ran to him with Leverrier, and to an extent Kanda thinks of them as more than friends or comrades - but as family, the kind he might like, because at least they fight, for all that they're beautifully fragile. He can't help but want to protect them. He gives them allowances.

*purrpurr* And yours compliments it so well that I'm swooning~