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Trying to cheer myself up.
List the people/characters in your icons from A-Z, then pair them up in order (1/2, 3/4 and so on.)
Adrian/Albert
Everything cute and smiley and Albert has NO IDEA WHATSOEVER he just had tea with a serial killer.
Alicia Witt/Allen
(UH. I sort of used Alicia as an Avatar for girl!Rabi. So. EHEHEHEHE. GENDERSWITCH WITH NO REASON WHATSOEVER.)
It all was going well -- or as well as being absolutely, completely wet can go until Rabi reached their room, struggled out of her wet, heavy jacket and then reached for the hem of her shirt.
Now, mind you: Allen knew breasts from up close. It could have been personal had he not been busier trying to make sure his master didn't kill him or that he didn't end up selling him (again) as a way to pay for his debts.
It was a completely different thing when said breasts belonged to his friend. Even if it was a friend with whom he had kissed already.
"Don't you think you should be doing that in private, Rabi?" Allen asked, doing his best to be a Gentleman and not look, but by the time he had actually managed to say a thing, Rabi had taken the shirt and Allen got very familiar with the white skin of Rabi's back.
"Oh, please," Rabi snorted, shaking her head. "As if you hadn't seen breasts before."
Which was a point. He could have dropped it there if not for the fact that Rabi had leered then, a wicked grin to her mouth.
"... unless you want to touch?"
And well.
(OF COURSE. I can't write them being boys but I can write them in genderswitch. I blame the fact that Rabi as a girl is LAKJGALKJGALKJGALKJGA.)
Anissina/Akabane
... that's too scary to contemplate, kthnx.
Allelujah/Ashura-Ou
... i-it's a good thing that it's TRC!Ashura, because if not, Alle and Ashura could bond over their evil counterparts.
But ohfuck, Black Ashura and Hallelujah would have the prettiest most violent blood-lust sex ever.
Ayase/Basch
Okay, no need to say it'd be backwards, right? But ooooh, the pretty. Ayase dressed in Rabanastre costume. A pretty young whore... but Basch is too damn honorable to take advantage.
Which mind you, might be good 'cause, you know. Kanou probably is nearby.
Bastian (Original)/Calvin
AHAHAHAHAHA. Oh man. No. Just no.
Clara/Clow
Clara smiles at the man, makes a nice curtsey that the man answers, and then she tilts her head to the side.
"Are you friends with uncle Drosselmeyer?"
The bespectaled man smiles, blue eyes warm and happy. "You could say that."
Colette/Conrad
"...and it was then that Lloyd killed it. He's really good," Colette says, beaming, swinging her legs a little from where she's sitting. "Oh, I'm sorry! I'm talking too much, right?"
Conrad laughs, warm. "Oh no, please, continue."
Crowley/Dai
Iiiiiit gets ugly sooner rather than later.
Dean Winchester/Eagle
Dean snorts, licks his lips and does his best not to let the muscle the smiley blond keeps behind him as he picks up his cards.
He can totally do this, oh yeah. "Okay, let's go on."
Ed/Edward (Enchanted)
"Oh, but it's a tiny little boy instead of my fair maiden..."
"BUT WHO ARE YOU CALLING TINY LONG-HAIRED BRAT WHO I CAN TOSS OVER MY SHOULDER LIKE THAT?!"
Eriol/Ethan Hawke
*_*
Eugenie/Fai (TRC!Fake one)
The man twirls her around in a waltz and Eugenie still frowns despite her smile, knowing that he's trying to distract her, and she's only too happy when Franz cuts in (and she doesn't allow herself to get sad or angry that it wasn't Albert, not at all); Franz glares at the man even as the man, Fai, bows and goes away, humming, whatever it was that he wanted obviously achieved.
Fai (Clamp_Therapy)/Fai (TRC!Kiddie)
SELFCEST. Of the cuddling kind =B
Fakir/Franz
Glare-glare, Ignore-Ignore, let's search for our oh so foolish bleeding-heart prince.
Gabu/Geo
... a wolf. AHAHAHA.
Gerard/Giselle
Gerard bows, waist deep.
"I'm not the prince you're searching for, mademoiselle. I'm no-one's prince."
Giselle shakes her head gently. "You are. You just... haven't realized it."
Gwendal/Haku
The cute breaks Gwendal.
Heat/Hikaru
AHAHAHAHA, NO. Both have fire powers and both are redheads, but Hikaru's cute kind of makes Heats go alkjga*HEADDESK* probably.
Also, Hikaru goes all 'DDDD=' at the vore.
Hiro/Hisoka
They... have nothing to say to each other. Seriously. Well, Hiro would be happy to get to know a youth that spoke formally and who respected books and literature. Other than that? Nope.
Jacques/Jaehee
And it's a no again! Cute but nope.
Joker/Jun
The Joker as a Persona-user is scarier than fuck.
Thankfully, Jun is also weirder than fuck, so it balances itself. (ILU, Jun.)
Juri/Kamui
Aaaaand no. They wouldn't hate each other or anything, just that they wouldn't ahve a thing to talk about.
Kanou/Kendappa
And Kanou gets OWNED by the tiny and thin arpist. OWNED.
Kimbley/Kouya
T-that gets ugly so fast.
Kureha/Kurogane
Uh, it's a no pass thing, sorry.
Kyouya/L
SCARY. But awesome? (OH LYYYYYNX ♥)
Lala/Lantis
It's broken and half gone, this thing that he finds as he travels, but as he pokes it a little with his foot, it creaks and whirls, looking up at him with vacant eyes among the waves of blonde hair, and once again there's that stab of betrayal he caused, that pain at knowing that two of the people he loved the most in the world are running towards their destruction.
"Can I sing you a song, mister?" The doll asks.
Lantis can't answer, but he stays as the doll starts singing, and even her song reminds him of Emeraude.
Lawrence/Leo Tyler
"BUT I'M STRAIGHT," Leo says and Lawrence shrugs, pocketing the money.
"So close your eyes and think I'm a girl."
Link/Lloyd
"You a swordsman?" Lloyd asks, hands on the hilts of both swords.
Link takes notice of this as he smiles, perhaps even smirking a little, getting on guard.
Lloyd whoops and does the same. "ALRIGHT!"
Lockon/Mac
XD It doesn't happen, but Lockon thinks that Mac is a cute kid.
Maru/Mashiro
.... now I have to write xxxHOLiC/After School Nightmare.
Mei/Mei (FMA)
Mei - and Xiao - pet it. And since I've just decided this is older!Mei, she then asks Al if they can adopt it.
Of course it'd mean adopting a wolf, but let's go to that slowly.
Mello/Miranda
... run, Miranda, run ^^uuu
Moro/Murata
"Ne, is your master home?" Murata asks the cute girls, who nod and hurry inside. Murata grins. It's been entirely too long since the last time he visited, after all.
Natsuo/Near
.... uh. No. Just no. XD.
Nova/Nowaki
Nowaki is entirely not-Hikaru and thus he's Not Interesting.
Nutcracker/Oruha
Ahahaha, no.
Pierre/Rabi
"W-why does he keep crying?" Rabi asks, trying to push the wailing buttler away.
"YOU HAVE TO HELP ME FIND MY LORD JACQUES PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE."
Riku/Ritsuka
Riku is weak against glaring kittens, trufax.
... b-but it breaks my F&F brain (Riku gets vored, Spelled twice and then gets Tamaki with his heart broken. So No.)
Rue/Sakura
ALJGKALKGJALRKJALGJKAGALKJGALKJGAJLKG YES PLEASE.
There's just something so familiar on the way the girl dances, in the way she touches Mytho's hand and in the way they dance a pas de deux, their gazes gone somewhere deep and unknown and Rue hurts deep, so deep.
Seimei/Sheik
Seimei, shopping for another Fighter already?
Shin/Sohma
Shin is entirely not Kendappa-shaped enough for Sohma. They smile politely to each other and that's it. (Even though Shin does try hard not to stare too much at the hot, sexy female ninja with the entirely too short outfit.)
Sora/Sou
AHAHAHA, No.
Soubi/Subaru
F&F! Uh. Soubi would tease Subaru. Like a lot. And then some more. If he was teenager, we get a blushing Subaru lakjgalkj about being teased (and Subaru'd kind of remind Soubi of Rituska? Um... I'm not sure about that.) If it's X!Subaru? They share a smoke. And they remember the sadists in their lives in which Soubi realizes that fuck, Subaru doesn't remind him of Ritsuka, it reminds him of HIMSELF. Fuck.
Syaoran/Suu
I WANT TO WRITE THIS SO BAD. SO SO SO SO BAD.
Ticky/Tomoyo
... T-thankfully Tomoyo doesn't have Innocence. So it remains innocent, I think. As in Ticky doesn't go raep.
Tsuzuki/Winry
They're cute and cheerful and then Tsuzuki offers to cook and Winry doesn't have any idea what she's getting into. And she thought Ed was a bad cook.
Wolfram/Xaldin
Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight. Did I mention the fight?
Xander/Xiao Lang (Clamp Therapy)
XD Nah.
Yamato/Yamazaki
Aaaaand another nope.
Yasha-Ou/Youji
XD. Oh, no, it doesn't happen.
Yozak/Yuiko
Yozak teaches Yuiko how to apply maaaakeeeee uppppppppp! But other than that? Nope.
Yuuri/Yuui (TRC!Fai, kid version)
Yuuri's heart breaks for Yuui when he hears his and Fai's story and he adopts them. LIKE THIS. I mean, YESTERDAY. So he adopts them and tells them that they're not at fault of ANYTHING and he tells Greta that she has two new brothers and Wolfram sighs and says that at least this time they have maryoku, but then he helps cut Yuui's and Fai's hair and Gwendal makes them like, a thousand plushies of indeterminated form and Yuuri promises that everything is alright, and later that night Yuuri says that they might need a bigger bed now, since Yuui, Greta and Fai are sleeping with them and Wolfram sort of tells Yuuri that as long as he stops adopting kids, it's alright.
ALSO? YUURI DOESN'T GO 'OH, AND YOU WILL KILL ME' TOWARDS THE KIDS. Yuuri is the best dork dad ever.
.... GUYS, GUYS, THIS HAS TO HAPPEN AT LEAST IN AN AU. DDDD=
Zabuza/Zelda
AHAHAHAHA. No.
Zelos
... sorry, Zelos, not my fault! =DDD;;
List the people/characters in your icons from A-Z, then pair them up in order (1/2, 3/4 and so on.)
Adrian/Albert
Everything cute and smiley and Albert has NO IDEA WHATSOEVER he just had tea with a serial killer.
Alicia Witt/Allen
(UH. I sort of used Alicia as an Avatar for girl!Rabi. So. EHEHEHEHE. GENDERSWITCH WITH NO REASON WHATSOEVER.)
It all was going well -- or as well as being absolutely, completely wet can go until Rabi reached their room, struggled out of her wet, heavy jacket and then reached for the hem of her shirt.
Now, mind you: Allen knew breasts from up close. It could have been personal had he not been busier trying to make sure his master didn't kill him or that he didn't end up selling him (again) as a way to pay for his debts.
It was a completely different thing when said breasts belonged to his friend. Even if it was a friend with whom he had kissed already.
"Don't you think you should be doing that in private, Rabi?" Allen asked, doing his best to be a Gentleman and not look, but by the time he had actually managed to say a thing, Rabi had taken the shirt and Allen got very familiar with the white skin of Rabi's back.
"Oh, please," Rabi snorted, shaking her head. "As if you hadn't seen breasts before."
Which was a point. He could have dropped it there if not for the fact that Rabi had leered then, a wicked grin to her mouth.
"... unless you want to touch?"
And well.
(OF COURSE. I can't write them being boys but I can write them in genderswitch. I blame the fact that Rabi as a girl is LAKJGALKJGALKJGALKJGA.)
Anissina/Akabane
... that's too scary to contemplate, kthnx.
Allelujah/Ashura-Ou
... i-it's a good thing that it's TRC!Ashura, because if not, Alle and Ashura could bond over their evil counterparts.
But ohfuck, Black Ashura and Hallelujah would have the prettiest most violent blood-lust sex ever.
Ayase/Basch
Okay, no need to say it'd be backwards, right? But ooooh, the pretty. Ayase dressed in Rabanastre costume. A pretty young whore... but Basch is too damn honorable to take advantage.
Which mind you, might be good 'cause, you know. Kanou probably is nearby.
Bastian (Original)/Calvin
AHAHAHAHAHA. Oh man. No. Just no.
Clara/Clow
Clara smiles at the man, makes a nice curtsey that the man answers, and then she tilts her head to the side.
"Are you friends with uncle Drosselmeyer?"
The bespectaled man smiles, blue eyes warm and happy. "You could say that."
Colette/Conrad
"...and it was then that Lloyd killed it. He's really good," Colette says, beaming, swinging her legs a little from where she's sitting. "Oh, I'm sorry! I'm talking too much, right?"
Conrad laughs, warm. "Oh no, please, continue."
Crowley/Dai
Iiiiiit gets ugly sooner rather than later.
Dean Winchester/Eagle
Dean snorts, licks his lips and does his best not to let the muscle the smiley blond keeps behind him as he picks up his cards.
He can totally do this, oh yeah. "Okay, let's go on."
Ed/Edward (Enchanted)
"Oh, but it's a tiny little boy instead of my fair maiden..."
"BUT WHO ARE YOU CALLING TINY LONG-HAIRED BRAT WHO I CAN TOSS OVER MY SHOULDER LIKE THAT?!"
Eriol/Ethan Hawke
*_*
Eugenie/Fai (TRC!Fake one)
The man twirls her around in a waltz and Eugenie still frowns despite her smile, knowing that he's trying to distract her, and she's only too happy when Franz cuts in (and she doesn't allow herself to get sad or angry that it wasn't Albert, not at all); Franz glares at the man even as the man, Fai, bows and goes away, humming, whatever it was that he wanted obviously achieved.
Fai (Clamp_Therapy)/Fai (TRC!Kiddie)
SELFCEST. Of the cuddling kind =B
Fakir/Franz
Glare-glare, Ignore-Ignore, let's search for our oh so foolish bleeding-heart prince.
Gabu/Geo
... a wolf. AHAHAHA.
Gerard/Giselle
Gerard bows, waist deep.
"I'm not the prince you're searching for, mademoiselle. I'm no-one's prince."
Giselle shakes her head gently. "You are. You just... haven't realized it."
Gwendal/Haku
The cute breaks Gwendal.
Heat/Hikaru
AHAHAHAHA, NO. Both have fire powers and both are redheads, but Hikaru's cute kind of makes Heats go alkjga*HEADDESK* probably.
Also, Hikaru goes all 'DDDD=' at the vore.
Hiro/Hisoka
They... have nothing to say to each other. Seriously. Well, Hiro would be happy to get to know a youth that spoke formally and who respected books and literature. Other than that? Nope.
Jacques/Jaehee
And it's a no again! Cute but nope.
Joker/Jun
The Joker as a Persona-user is scarier than fuck.
Thankfully, Jun is also weirder than fuck, so it balances itself. (ILU, Jun.)
Juri/Kamui
Aaaaand no. They wouldn't hate each other or anything, just that they wouldn't ahve a thing to talk about.
Kanou/Kendappa
And Kanou gets OWNED by the tiny and thin arpist. OWNED.
Kimbley/Kouya
T-that gets ugly so fast.
Kureha/Kurogane
Uh, it's a no pass thing, sorry.
Kyouya/L
SCARY. But awesome? (OH LYYYYYNX ♥)
Lala/Lantis
It's broken and half gone, this thing that he finds as he travels, but as he pokes it a little with his foot, it creaks and whirls, looking up at him with vacant eyes among the waves of blonde hair, and once again there's that stab of betrayal he caused, that pain at knowing that two of the people he loved the most in the world are running towards their destruction.
"Can I sing you a song, mister?" The doll asks.
Lantis can't answer, but he stays as the doll starts singing, and even her song reminds him of Emeraude.
Lawrence/Leo Tyler
"BUT I'M STRAIGHT," Leo says and Lawrence shrugs, pocketing the money.
"So close your eyes and think I'm a girl."
Link/Lloyd
"You a swordsman?" Lloyd asks, hands on the hilts of both swords.
Link takes notice of this as he smiles, perhaps even smirking a little, getting on guard.
Lloyd whoops and does the same. "ALRIGHT!"
Lockon/Mac
XD It doesn't happen, but Lockon thinks that Mac is a cute kid.
Maru/Mashiro
.... now I have to write xxxHOLiC/After School Nightmare.
Mei/Mei (FMA)
Mei - and Xiao - pet it. And since I've just decided this is older!Mei, she then asks Al if they can adopt it.
Of course it'd mean adopting a wolf, but let's go to that slowly.
Mello/Miranda
... run, Miranda, run ^^uuu
Moro/Murata
"Ne, is your master home?" Murata asks the cute girls, who nod and hurry inside. Murata grins. It's been entirely too long since the last time he visited, after all.
Natsuo/Near
.... uh. No. Just no. XD.
Nova/Nowaki
Nowaki is entirely not-Hikaru and thus he's Not Interesting.
Nutcracker/Oruha
Ahahaha, no.
Pierre/Rabi
"W-why does he keep crying?" Rabi asks, trying to push the wailing buttler away.
"YOU HAVE TO HELP ME FIND MY LORD JACQUES PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE."
Riku/Ritsuka
Riku is weak against glaring kittens, trufax.
... b-but it breaks my F&F brain (Riku gets vored, Spelled twice and then gets Tamaki with his heart broken. So No.)
Rue/Sakura
ALJGKALKGJALRKJALGJKAGALKJGALKJGAJLKG YES PLEASE.
There's just something so familiar on the way the girl dances, in the way she touches Mytho's hand and in the way they dance a pas de deux, their gazes gone somewhere deep and unknown and Rue hurts deep, so deep.
Seimei/Sheik
Seimei, shopping for another Fighter already?
Shin/Sohma
Shin is entirely not Kendappa-shaped enough for Sohma. They smile politely to each other and that's it. (Even though Shin does try hard not to stare too much at the hot, sexy female ninja with the entirely too short outfit.)
Sora/Sou
AHAHAHA, No.
Soubi/Subaru
F&F! Uh. Soubi would tease Subaru. Like a lot. And then some more. If he was teenager, we get a blushing Subaru lakjgalkj about being teased (and Subaru'd kind of remind Soubi of Rituska? Um... I'm not sure about that.) If it's X!Subaru? They share a smoke. And they remember the sadists in their lives in which Soubi realizes that fuck, Subaru doesn't remind him of Ritsuka, it reminds him of HIMSELF. Fuck.
Syaoran/Suu
I WANT TO WRITE THIS SO BAD. SO SO SO SO BAD.
Ticky/Tomoyo
... T-thankfully Tomoyo doesn't have Innocence. So it remains innocent, I think. As in Ticky doesn't go raep.
Tsuzuki/Winry
They're cute and cheerful and then Tsuzuki offers to cook and Winry doesn't have any idea what she's getting into. And she thought Ed was a bad cook.
Wolfram/Xaldin
Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight. Did I mention the fight?
Xander/Xiao Lang (Clamp Therapy)
XD Nah.
Yamato/Yamazaki
Aaaaand another nope.
Yasha-Ou/Youji
XD. Oh, no, it doesn't happen.
Yozak/Yuiko
Yozak teaches Yuiko how to apply maaaakeeeee uppppppppp! But other than that? Nope.
Yuuri/Yuui (TRC!Fai, kid version)
Yuuri's heart breaks for Yuui when he hears his and Fai's story and he adopts them. LIKE THIS. I mean, YESTERDAY. So he adopts them and tells them that they're not at fault of ANYTHING and he tells Greta that she has two new brothers and Wolfram sighs and says that at least this time they have maryoku, but then he helps cut Yuui's and Fai's hair and Gwendal makes them like, a thousand plushies of indeterminated form and Yuuri promises that everything is alright, and later that night Yuuri says that they might need a bigger bed now, since Yuui, Greta and Fai are sleeping with them and Wolfram sort of tells Yuuri that as long as he stops adopting kids, it's alright.
ALSO? YUURI DOESN'T GO 'OH, AND YOU WILL KILL ME' TOWARDS THE KIDS. Yuuri is the best dork dad ever.
.... GUYS, GUYS, THIS HAS TO HAPPEN AT LEAST IN AN AU. DDDD=
Zabuza/Zelda
AHAHAHAHA. No.
Zelos
... sorry, Zelos, not my fault! =DDD;;