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I Fought the Law (and the Law Won)

Jan 05, 2010 07:30

~Dirk Cresswell has never gotten a detention before this year. And yet, here he now is in the trophy room, about to embark on his first punishment as a student at Hogwarts.~

I blame you for this, y'know.

[ooc: Tag Davy and any students who want to tease the naughty boys. And Nichol - just to give you a sense of our time difference, it is 7:30 AM as ( Read more... )

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davvygudgeon January 5 2010, 20:28:21 UTC

Cause it was all my idea.

*Looks around the room* It can't be that bad.

gobblededirk January 6 2010, 00:20:45 UTC

Actually, it was. "Let's smoke some hallucinogenic herbs."

*sighs at the rag and polishing cream in his hands* I suppose we ought to get to work.

davvygudgeon January 6 2010, 00:22:44 UTC

*runs a finger over one of the tropheys and realizes the dust is about an inch thick*

Good lord. We must be some of the first to land a detention this year.

gobblededirk January 6 2010, 04:09:24 UTC

I prefer to send offenders to Professor Binns.

Well, let's get started. *scoops out a bit of goop with the rag and begins to work on the smallest trophy.*

davvygudgeon January 6 2010, 04:15:23 UTC

*with a sigh starts working*

What dose Professor Binns do with detention students? Give them extra lessons?

gobblededirk January 6 2010, 04:21:47 UTC

No - worse, if you can believe it. He has them copy his notes, "in case anyone misses a day." He has lessons from the 1930s that have yet to be copied down.

davvygudgeon January 6 2010, 04:24:50 UTC

*shakes his head and brings up some of the dust from a trophy causing him to sneeze*

Geeze...so really you're worse then Sybil was.

gobblededirk January 6 2010, 04:29:46 UTC

Ursgot.

And yes, yes I am.

davvygudgeon January 6 2010, 04:36:15 UTC

Merlins beard. I never knew I was taking up with such a cretin.

gobblededirk January 6 2010, 04:40:01 UTC

Cretin? Cretin? I'll have you know that I am a benevolent dictator.

davvygudgeon January 6 2010, 04:42:59 UTC

Oh yes. Of course. *does a mock bow then grins across at him*

gobblededirk January 6 2010, 04:44:51 UTC

*Obviously, Dirk has been waiting to say this for some time - * That's it - off with his head!

davvygudgeon January 6 2010, 04:45:43 UTC

Off with my head!

*tosses his rag at Dirk* How dare you!

gobblededirk January 6 2010, 04:52:14 UTC

Oh, I dare. Rictusempra!

*Oh, he dares - the dastardly tickling charm.*

davvygudgeon January 6 2010, 04:55:21 UTC

Stop! stooooopppfpphhaaaaahahaa.

*collapses against the wall laughing so hard that he's crying* That-hahhshsh-thats not fhhhhhaaaaiir.

gobblededirk January 6 2010, 04:57:50 UTC

*After laughing heartily at Davy's misfortune, Dirk removes the charm; after all, he is a benevolent dictator.*

Hey, mate, why are you on the ground?

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