Aug 09, 2009 18:34
It's official, Kirby Lane at 4 am by yourself is how you get abducted in Austin. After everybody crashed from my girl's 21st on Sixth St, I decided I was hungry and went to Kirby. While there enjoying my Kirby queso and veg burger, a pair of older guys started talking to me across the room and proceeded to ask me to come to Shreveport, LA with them that night to gamble and drink. Although in my ongoing desire for passion and a vacation in my life I considered the offer momentarily, I declined but the dudes hung around. Even to the point of standing outside for me and knocking on the window to tell me that I should come the hell on. Host of Kirby made them leave, whew.
then, even older (at least 30) guy started talking to me about the other weird guys. He ended up asking me to "come outside for a smoke with him, since no one was in the parking lot" and STOOD OUTSIDE THE DOOR FOR HALF AN HOUR while I pretended to eat more. He window knocked too, and then parked his car in front of the exit and sat there, staring. Turns out two dudes I was in LHS AP Theatre with worked there, and one of them was big and kind enough to walk me out to my car acting like my bf so the guy got pissed and drove off, but not before squealing tires and tell me I was missing out.
So, to confirm: do not be a mildly attractive female alone at Kirby Lane at 4 am in North Austin, lol.