Fifty Shades of......fucked up!
I was lucky enough to get the iBooks for the Fifty Shades of Gray series for FREE! My good online friend from the AVA site sent them to me, as well as all the Hunger Games books. I'll get to those later. Right now it's ALL about Christian Gray.
Oh My fucking GOD! Why can't this man be real? GAH! I knew that this series, was dubbed "mommy porn". And I've read my share of fan fiction before, so I was pretty sure that I wasn't going to be shocked by what I read. Boy was I WRONG! A man getting sexual pleasure, by inducing pain on women. Ummmm WOW! I've heard of this but never read a story with it as the subject before. I had heard that it was graphic and went into a LOT of detail. It sure did that's for sure. I really don't give a fuck if it's badly written. That, for obvious reasons, really doesn't matter. ;-)
I have to admit, that I've never been so turned on reading something before. I've given my B.O.B. a workout a few times in the last 2 weeks. *blushes* I need to get back to reading, so I'll keep this short. There is talks of making it into a movie. I'm not sure how this will be possible, without it being a porno. :-P But here is a picture, of the guy most of us want to play Christian. Some don't think he can do it because he's gay. Matt Bomer. I'm a little "in love" with him right now. This picture of him, is both my wallpapers on my phone. He plays a straight guy on his show White Collar. Unless I googled him, I would have never known. He was on GLEE last season playing Blaine STRAIGHT brother. I haven't tried inserting a pic here in a long time, so I hope this works.
OMG YEAH!!! It worked. Seriously I want to pounce on him when I look at this. What I wouldn't give, to walk up in the morning and see him looking just like this, saying something like "Good morning beautiful!" *sign*
Then after Zumba tonight, Carol and I go to AV South to see "my man" Zane *giggles* She shopped a little bit and we didn't think he was working but he WAS! She didn't see his Explorer in the lot. HA! Now who is stalker :-P We checked out and she asked the cashier if he was there. We then talked to, who I assume is an LOD and she told us that he was in his office. Zane looked fucking gorgeous as usual. Carol seemed to think even more so. This coming from someone who always says "he's not my type" HA! Whatever CAROL! Zane was working on store team member reviews. More than 300 of them he has to go through and review, so our visit had to be WAY to short :-( But as Carol said, "You're good for about a month now, right?" Yep I agree. Maybe more ;-) But the worst thing about seeing him tonight is.......
I know picture him to be Christian Gray. FUCK!!! Give him copper colored hair and he would be perfect! Heaven knows he has the same effect on women as Christian does. And on THAT note......I've off to read a bit more of the second book, Darker.
Oh My fucking GOD! Why can't this man be real? GAH! I knew that this series, was dubbed "mommy porn". And I've read my share of fan fiction before, so I was pretty sure that I wasn't going to be shocked by what I read. Boy was I WRONG! A man getting sexual pleasure, by inducing pain on women. Ummmm WOW! I've heard of this but never read a story with it as the subject before. I had heard that it was graphic and went into a LOT of detail. It sure did that's for sure. I really don't give a fuck if it's badly written. That, for obvious reasons, really doesn't matter. ;-)
I have to admit, that I've never been so turned on reading something before. I've given my B.O.B. a workout a few times in the last 2 weeks. *blushes* I need to get back to reading, so I'll keep this short. There is talks of making it into a movie. I'm not sure how this will be possible, without it being a porno. :-P But here is a picture, of the guy most of us want to play Christian. Some don't think he can do it because he's gay. Matt Bomer. I'm a little "in love" with him right now. This picture of him, is both my wallpapers on my phone. He plays a straight guy on his show White Collar. Unless I googled him, I would have never known. He was on GLEE last season playing Blaine STRAIGHT brother. I haven't tried inserting a pic here in a long time, so I hope this works.
OMG YEAH!!! It worked. Seriously I want to pounce on him when I look at this. What I wouldn't give, to walk up in the morning and see him looking just like this, saying something like "Good morning beautiful!" *sign*
Then after Zumba tonight, Carol and I go to AV South to see "my man" Zane *giggles* She shopped a little bit and we didn't think he was working but he WAS! She didn't see his Explorer in the lot. HA! Now who is stalker :-P We checked out and she asked the cashier if he was there. We then talked to, who I assume is an LOD and she told us that he was in his office. Zane looked fucking gorgeous as usual. Carol seemed to think even more so. This coming from someone who always says "he's not my type" HA! Whatever CAROL! Zane was working on store team member reviews. More than 300 of them he has to go through and review, so our visit had to be WAY to short :-( But as Carol said, "You're good for about a month now, right?" Yep I agree. Maybe more ;-) But the worst thing about seeing him tonight is.......
I know picture him to be Christian Gray. FUCK!!! Give him copper colored hair and he would be perfect! Heaven knows he has the same effect on women as Christian does. And on THAT note......I've off to read a bit more of the second book, Darker.