I am pretty grateful there aren't many people in the computer lab
Outline for final paper for History of the English Language.
Thoughts?
First Paper is written in ‘’plain english”
A second draft will then be written using doublespeak, hypercorrection, and language so academic the sentence becomes redundant.
Define Euphemism:
Reasons for euphemisms in general
Introduction to topic: focus is on abstract poop and slang poop
The evolution of poop
Early instances of it
Poop Today
Different Connotations and Applications
Offensive Poop Shit, Oh SHIT!, Ahh SHEEYAT etc
Polite Poop go to the restroom, powder my nose, visit the little girl’s/boy’s room etc
Funny/Disgusting Poop I gotta go make some butt coffee, drop a load,, make a deposit, pinch a load etc
Cute Poop Little Jimmy needs just went number two! Awwww etc
Poop in Society or The Reason We All Need A Euphemism to Shit
WHY?!?!
Thoughts?
First Paper is written in ‘’plain english”
A second draft will then be written using doublespeak, hypercorrection, and language so academic the sentence becomes redundant.
Define Euphemism:
Reasons for euphemisms in general
Introduction to topic: focus is on abstract poop and slang poop
The evolution of poop
Early instances of it
Poop Today
Different Connotations and Applications
Offensive Poop Shit, Oh SHIT!, Ahh SHEEYAT etc
Polite Poop go to the restroom, powder my nose, visit the little girl’s/boy’s room etc
Funny/Disgusting Poop I gotta go make some butt coffee, drop a load,, make a deposit, pinch a load etc
Cute Poop Little Jimmy needs just went number two! Awwww etc
Poop in Society or The Reason We All Need A Euphemism to Shit
WHY?!?!