Meme
Meme Time! Snagged this from heimedall
British
[X] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word “bugger”or the phrase “bloody hell.”
[X] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. (??)
[X] It’s football…not soccer.
Total: 3
Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[X] You love a backyard barbie.
[X] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[X] You love the beach.
[X] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You’re a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You’re a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something
Total: 4
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[X] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[X] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[X] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[X] You are under 5’10”
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is
[X] Spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[ ] You talk with your hands.
Total: 5
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[X] You talk fast occasionally.
[X] You have highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 2
Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[X] You get short tempered.
[X] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[X] You get cold easily.
[ ] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[X] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 4
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O’, Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[ ] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[X] You have blonde hair.
[X] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 2
African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[ ] You like chicken.
[X] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance. (…decently)
[ ] You can ‘sing’ gospel.
Total: 1
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you’re chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 1
German
[X] You like bread.
[X] You think German Chocolate is good.
[X] You speak German.
[X] You know what Schnitzel is.
[X] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[X] You went to Pre-school.
[X] You’re over 5’2
Total: 7
Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer. (Certain kinds).
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[X] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton’s.
[X] At one point you lived in a farm house. (Actually I still live in what used to be a farm house.)
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 2
American
[ ] You hate foriegners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[X] You’re lazy. (At least sometimes)
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don’t read.
[ ] You shop at walmart.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 1
British
[X] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word “bugger”or the phrase “bloody hell.”
[X] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. (??)
[X] It’s football…not soccer.
Total: 3
Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[X] You love a backyard barbie.
[X] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[X] You love the beach.
[X] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You’re a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You’re a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something
Total: 4
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[X] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[X] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[X] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[X] You are under 5’10”
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is
[X] Spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[ ] You talk with your hands.
Total: 5
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[X] You talk fast occasionally.
[X] You have highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 2
Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[X] You get short tempered.
[X] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[X] You get cold easily.
[ ] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[X] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 4
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O’, Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[ ] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[X] You have blonde hair.
[X] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 2
African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[ ] You like chicken.
[X] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance. (…decently)
[ ] You can ‘sing’ gospel.
Total: 1
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you’re chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 1
German
[X] You like bread.
[X] You think German Chocolate is good.
[X] You speak German.
[X] You know what Schnitzel is.
[X] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[X] You went to Pre-school.
[X] You’re over 5’2
Total: 7
Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer. (Certain kinds).
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[X] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton’s.
[X] At one point you lived in a farm house. (Actually I still live in what used to be a farm house.)
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 2
American
[ ] You hate foriegners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[X] You’re lazy. (At least sometimes)
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don’t read.
[ ] You shop at walmart.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 1