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[allie_oop]

So, on Wednesday night, when I got home, I was just unlocking the door, when I looked down, and like, a metre away from me, was this big long blob. It was dark, so I couldn't really see it, and thought it was just one of my dog's toys. I was going to pick it up and throw it for him, but then the censor light came on.
Good thing I didn't.

Comments

[illikaeri]

HOLY MOTHER OF SNAKES, I HAVEN'T SEEN ONE OF THEM IN AGES!

Man I have to admit that I do miss the days when I used to get all sorts of slimy Australian creatures in my backyard. But seriously wtf, IT SHOULD BE ASLEEP. The weather is so fucked up that the snakes aren't sleeping.

... I hope Snakes On A Plane never happens.

[allie_oop]

I know. o_0 And, usually they stay away from houses and people, but this one just loved hanging around doorways to scare us. Very photogenic.

Snakes on a Plane! I'm so excited for that! Seriously, my friends and I are going to CAMP OUT to see it.

[charmedlauren]

Apparently, my mother has some of those wooden snakes that move around. You know the ones. Anyway, she says we can borrow them for our camp-out session.

[allie_oop]

Yay! My cousins have some as well, if we need more, but I think one will suffice. Plus, I'm scared of them.

And, do you now believe me about how TRAUMATIC it is to come home to a snake, even if it isn't inside?

[charmedlauren]

Ha! I love its lump. Anyway, the only reason it doesn't seem as traumatic as I'm sure it was, is because of the way you first described it. Lavanya and I both thought it was actually inside the house.

[fakinghome]

We should have those things that you open and snakes go everywhere. The cans. You know what I'm talking about.

[allie_oop]

Yes! Like the worms, but with snakes.

In fact, we probably need as much snake merchandise as possible.