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A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as
he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his
eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such
innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to
her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was
looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?"
she asked. They're mating," her father replied. What do you call the spider on top?"
she asked. That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered. So, the other
one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. As his heart soared with the
joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied "No dear. Both of them are
Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took
her foot and stomped them flat, saying "Well, we're not having any of that
brokeback mountain sh*t in our garden.
he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his
eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such
innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to
her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was
looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?"
she asked. They're mating," her father replied. What do you call the spider on top?"
she asked. That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered. So, the other
one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. As his heart soared with the
joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied "No dear. Both of them are
Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took
her foot and stomped them flat, saying "Well, we're not having any of that
brokeback mountain sh*t in our garden.