Chatlog: All Innocent Fun >__>

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* Now talking in #thesanctuary
* Topic is 'AVF v2.0.1: Anyone who tries to injure another person in the Sanctuary will be transported to #thearena. The victim of the action will not be transported unless they also were inflicting violence. Please bring OOC problems to the Sanctuary's mods, that's what they're here for.'
* Set by Terana on Sat Nov 03 22:38:31
* Kurtlet bamfs in!
Kurtlet: Hallo! :D
Kibr: Nice.
Kurtlet: Danke. :3
Kibr: *wavity* Hi! :D
* Kurtlet doesn't care if you were talking to him or not, he's being a ham.
* Gabriel blinks. He's drinking coffee and lounging in a chair.
* Kibr was, actually, so all the better
Kurtlet: Rock! Kibur gets a big ol' grin, and now it is time for coke.
Jonathan: Kurt!
Kurtlet: Guten abend, Herr Doctor!
Kurtlet: ((...I misplaced some **s earlier. If anyone finds them, DEVOUR THE MUTINOUS BASTARDS.)
Kibr: ((*EATS THEM WITH WASABI*))
Gabriel: ((OUCH! X3 ))
* Kurtlet leaps and perches on the back of Crane's couch. Hallo!*
Jonathan: Hello :)
* Gabriel watches the blue, fuzzy boy. Doesn't say hello.
* Kibr also watches the blue fuzzy boy. Has already said hello.*
* Kurtlet cocks an eyebrow. Coffee, eh? Don't pretend you don't know him, coffee-man.
Kurtlet: So. Am I to start doing tricks or something?
Kibr: Only if you wanna.
* Gabriel knows him. He's just stuck in a mental loop at the moment. Trying not to be too familiar.
* Gabriel mun smacks herself for using HTML code in chat. DX
Kibr: ((*pats* I've done that too))
Gabriel: Hello. *belated, liek whoa*
Kurtlet: Ja. *eyebrow* ...You doing okay there? Some sort of slow-lol or something?
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Kibr: Slow what?
Kurtlet: Heh. Apparently. *grins at Crane. Get it?*
* Gabriel clears his throat. "No. I'm a bit tired, is all."
* Ishmael is now known as Kei[Captain]
Kibr: Slow loll?
* Normie[Out] is now known as Normie[Distracted]
Jonathan: ._.
* Gabriel gets it. He's apparently immune to humor tonight.
* Kei[Captain] heads into the Sanc, grinning broadly. She's wearing dirty and tattered clothes that look like they belong in the early 18th century, with a rapier dangling at her side. It doesn't fit the with magenta hair or the asianic looks very well. She smells like... Well. Sweat and saltwater. And she has a HAT. Big, froofy, tri-cornered, and with a feather in it.
* Kibr so dun geddit. He's so new he doesn't know what an LOL is.*
Kurtlet: Ah! Hello, beautiful savior of the evening! XD
Kei[Captain]: Heya, all!
* Kibr approves of the hat.
Kibr: Hi! *wavity*
* Kei[Captain] approves of the hat, too. Thus, wearing it.
Kei[Captain]: How's everyone coming up?
* Kei[Captain] makes a beeline for the bar as she asks. Mm. Bar.
Kurtlet: Coming up roses. ^__^ Also coming up to steal your most excellent hat! ::3
Kei[Captain]: Agh! No, my captainy hat!
Kibr: *snerk* I can't beat that for an answer.
* Kei[Captain] shall be sad.
Kurtlet: I totally need a pirate hat.
Kurtlet: I don't -have- one. Do you know how crazy that is?
Kei[Captain]: It's insane, but this hat is... Hey.
* Kurtlet blinks. Hey?
Kei[Captain]: You wouldn't happen to be the crazy juggling demon that mugged my crew a while back, would you?
Kurtlet: !!! That was /your/ crew?
Kibr: *laughs* Whups.
Kurtlet: Fraulein, I should steal your hat to save you from the trouble.
* Kei[Captain] grins and thumbs her nose. "Sorry about that. They're a little dim."
Kei[Captain]: You should've taken one of their hats! D:
Kurtlet: I was busy taking all of their weapons. ::3
* Gabriel slips into a sideroom, without preamble.
* Gabriel is now known as Gabe][siderm
Gabe][siderm: ((brb))
Kurtlet: Although if the Captain has ordered me to remove her garments, who am I to disobey?
* Kurtlet is 15, mind, and totally kidding. ...Mostly.*
* Kei[Captain] is twenty, and acts very 16.
Kei[Captain]: I'm too cute to be stripped in front of everyone!
Jonathan: _
Kibr: That negates your argument a bit.
* Jonathan doesn't want to be here any more. He fidgets.
Kei[Captain]: Shush. I am awesome enough to negate that negation.
Kurtlet: Ah well. Perhaps instead you could tell me where I can get a hat like that?
Kibr: *snerkle*
* custardpringle is now known as cp_is_nai
Kibr: Clearly, all he's really after is the hat, anyway.
Kei[Captain]: I punched Edward Teach inna face for this hat.
Kurtlet: It is a hat that must be won in battle? Oh dear. I hope you're better at that stuff than your crew!
Kibr: *toasts that with coffee mug* A hard-won prize is even harder-won from its victor. Or something.
* Jonathan mumbles.
Kei[Captain]: I am, like, fifty levels higher than them.
* Kurtlet grins wider. Okay, she is officially awesome.
Kurtlet: So what is your name, Frau Kapitan?
Kei[Captain]: I am Captain Kouga Kei, of the Fluffy Thing.
Kei[Captain]: ...I was a little drunk.
Kibr: *laughs*
Kibr: A little.
* Kibr , unfortunately, doesn't hear the mumbling.
* Kurtlet fails to keep a straight face. Give him a second here. XDDD
* Kei[Captain] is very used to this reaction, apparently.
* Kurtlet is in high spirits and distracted by the interesting pirate chick, so the mumbling isn't quite registering on the radar yet.
Kurtlet: What the heck kinda world are you /from/?
* Jonathan is lost adrift in your sea of pirate fluff, you guys.
Kei[Captain]: Well. That ain't my original world.
Kibr: ((XD))
Kei[Captain]: I'm from a place of magic and technology. This place is just low-tech. Like, the 1700s.
Kibr: *whistles* Ancient history.
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Kei[Captain]: Tell me about it.
Kei[Captain]: But it's /fun/.
* Kurtlet blinks. Little light going on here! "So...you went to another world and became a pirate queen with your awesome technology and powers?"
Kurtlet: "Herr Crane, we should totally go conquer a world."
Kei[Captain]: Not intentionally, and I couldn't bring any tech with me. My world's sealed off, you understand.
Kei[Captain]: But! With /superior medical technology/, knowledge on how to make boomsticks better, and /plumbing/, I have managed to become a fearsome pirate queen.
Jonathan: .... :)
Kibr: Heh. Cured the scurvy?
Kurtlet: "You need to upgrade your goons. Try to convert some naval officers to your cause." He nods like he knows what he's talking about.
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Badge[break]: ((We can surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange.))
Terana: ((._.))
Badge[break]: ((Orange? Door hinge? ...guess the song's over.))
Jonathan: Actually, I have access to the hoards of several dragons in a reality I have coordinates for, in my pinpoint.
Kurtlet: ...That is awesome.
Kei[Captain]: ((Hee.))
Kurtlet: Do they have elf-made armor?
* Kurtlet is COMPLETELY serious.
* Kurtlet has his dragon hoarde priorities straight, here.
Jonathan: Oh, I wouldn't doubt it.
Kei[Captain]: Naval goons... Hm. Well, I'd have to work on teaching them combat from scratch. I've spent the last few months trying to get these guys to learn kung fu.
Jonathan: I have to be careful, though. Thus far, I haven't taken much, and they suspect my presence.
* Kurtlet is now giving Crane his undivided attention. O_O!
Kurtlet:
Jonathan: I had to gas a large number of kobolds under the thrall of one of them, last time.... I don't think that will work, twice.
Kurtlet: Okay. If you've collected sufficient data we can program them into the Arena and practice scenarios to come up with the best plan to defeat them.
Kurtlet: Kobolds! XD!
* telekine is now known as Fish
Jonathan: I'm studying them, you understand. It seems that the presence of a dragon, alone, in this world, is enough to inspire fear.
* Kei[Captain] sulks ad being ignored, but goes to searching behind the bar for drinks.
Kibr: Really?
Kurtlet: Well yes, that makes sense.
Jonathan: Yes.
Jonathan: It's some manner of aura effect they possess.
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Kurtlet: Are they different colors?
Kibr: I suppose that's insitnctive. Very large animal, huge teeth, impossible physiology... aura?
* deconcentrate is now known as ElizaHarker
Kei[Captain]: Ha!
* Kurtlet is totally translating all this into DnD terms. ...Oh dear.
* Kei[Captain] pulls out a bottle of rum. And then a bottle of... Prune juice.
* Kei[Captain] isn't gonna mix them, is she?
* Kibr hopes not. euw.
* Kei[Captain] ...pops open the tops to both bottles with her thumbs and pours them into her mouth. Not a drop is wasted.
* Fish appears! Via the door! How wondrous. He's in the same things he was wearing yesterday ( http://pics.livejournal.com/thelivingend/pic/0000azxe ), which means either he is too lazy to do laundry, has slept in his clothes, or hasn't slept at all. This time, he foregoes the Sanc coffee in favour of a take-out cup from Popular Chain With Green Logo.
Kurtlet: "Herr Crane, I realize that it might be dangerous for Some to come with you, but I volunteer if you want a bodyguard and a scout."
Jonathan: Yes, they are.
* cp_is_nai is now known as custardpringle
* custardpringle is now known as Kacey
* Kurtlet watches Crane. Did you hear him? Yes? He hasn't even REGISTERED the new guy, he is so excited about this idea.
* izzyryu is now known as Jeff_Levitt
* Kacey PINs in, spots Kei immediately, and SQUEALS. That is an amazing hat omigods.
* Kei[Captain] waves to Fish. With her bottles. Which she pours into her mouth again.
Kei[Captain]: Awp! A little girl approaches!
* Jeff_Levitt enters the Sanctuary, looking to be in a good mood for once. Coffee shall be fetched! And drunk! Hooray! "Hello everyone."
* Kacey sticks her tongue out. "I'm not little any more, I'm /ten./"
* Jeff_Levitt must...not...smile...
* Kurtlet is a little distracted by the squeal, but looks back at Crane. Yes?
Kei[Captain]: I am /twenty/.
Jeff_Levitt: Hello Kasey. :)
Kei[Captain]: Therefore, you are little. Despite the fact that in two years, you'll be taller than me,
* Fish returns the wave, using his unnecessarily large paper coffee cup as the prop. He would mimic the pouring thing, too, but a burnt tongue means everything tastes like styrofoam for the rest of the day, so he shan't.
* Kei[Captain] is short like a short thing.
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* Kacey is three-eleven.
Jeff_Levitt: I'm forty-two, should I be taller, then?
Kei[Captain]: Yes. You should.
* Kei[Captain] is not quite that short.
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Fish: Hey there, Jeff. ...It's Jeff, right?
Kurtlet: ((crap!))
Jeff_Levitt: Clearly I need to complain to somone about--Huh? Oh yes. It's Jeff. Hi.
* Kacey waaves to Jeff, too, and goes to get milk for herself and for Rhapsody, who is peering out over her jacket collar.
* Fish is quietly pleased with his own ability to retain information. Remembering stuff is hard, guys.
* Jeff_Levitt tilts his head to one side. "I don't think I ever actually got your name though."
* Kurtlet smiles a bit at Fish. Njoki's friend. Also that general guy's. Dooesn't remember his name. Hmm.
Fish: Oh, sorry, man. I'm Fish.
* Kurtlet loves you, Jeff.
* Jeff_Levitt offers a hand. "Pleased to meet you."
* Jeff_Levitt feels the love! ...somehow.
* Kei[Captain] sets her bottles down and watches the meeting. Aw, warm fuzzies
* Kibr wavitywaves to the new folks now that his mun is back* Hi! :D
* Kurtlet doesn't love you That Way. B| Because he is totally Not Gay. B| B| But outside of narration, he's perched on a couch next to Crane and in a damn fine mood tonight.
* Fish transfers his cup from his right hand to his lefty, and shakes. See, the skin is warm and not clammy at all. "Likewise." Hey, he's even smiling a little.
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* Nai_ is now known as Nai
* Jeff_Levitt would do manly things to prove that he's totally Not Gay. B| B| Only...he's bad at manly things and would probably hurt himself. So it's probably just as well this is just narration. Meanwhile, Jeff perches on a bar stool and sips his coffee. Mmmm. Good coffee.
* Kacey all but /bounces/ up onto a barstool with her glass of milk. :9
Kei[Captain]: Is the little girl turning out to be a ninja?
Kacey: What's a ninja? :o
* Kurtlet takes advantage of the little girl's bounciness to slip up into the rafters. SPEAKING OF NINJA... this is one with the heart of a pirate and desire for a look at that hat.. Sneak sneak sneak.
* Fish is probably making you gay just by being in this room, guys, sorry.
* Fish clotheslines his typist and casually returns to loitering.
* Jeff_Levitt ...well shit. ._.
* Kurtlet does not think you are JP, Fish.
* Kibr doesn't care. Dressed the way he is, he's ambiguous anyway.
* Kacey is too young to be gay.
* Kei[Captain] would have to say that, in her mun's headspace, Tony isn't thinking about boning Fish. In conclusion: Not JP.
Kurtlet: ((Zane: Y'all are crazy. I'd do him.))
* Kurtlet happily oblivious to other headvoices, makes his careful way to riiight above Kei. Mmm, delicious shadows to blend into.
* Kibr watches this and says NOFFINGK!*
* Kacey has two gay men in her headspace and doesn't want to know about it, thanks.
* Kei[Captain] can totally tell you're there. Really. Or, she would if she weren't slightly drunk and trying to initiate a staring contest with Rhapsody.
* Fish is not gay! Now please excuse him while he drinks his penis. I mean, coffee. ... ... anyway
Kurtlet: ((Zane: SEE? Dude is /flexible!/ *AK'd by Snape for the sake of sanity*))
Kibr: ((XD))
Kacey: *Rhapsody is an /alien cat,/ Kei. He can and will win all staring contests. o.o*
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* Kurtlet caaaarefully snakes his tail down from the rafters. How big /is/ that hat? Can he reach it?
Jonathan: [[arg :
Kurtlet: ((*STAPLES*))
Jonathan: [[did my reply go through?
Kurtlet: ((No. : ))
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* Kei[Captain] 's hat is huge for her head. It belonged to Mr. Teach, y'know. But, otherwise, it's a fairly normal-sized hat. Easily snaggable with Kurttail.
Jonathan: It wlodu be useful to have two people, along, who can teleport...
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Jonathan: [[this client messed up everything I type. jeebus]]
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* Kurtlet releaves Kei of her hat, snatching it up into the rafters!
Jeff_Levitt: Teleport? Along for what?
* Kacey says NOTHING. :X
* Kibr snerks*
* Kurtlet drops down from the raftes onto Crane's couch, wearing the excellent hat. :3
* Kei[Captain] awps and slaps a hand over her head. "Mah hat!"
Kurtlet: "Well it's mostly just that if it is a fire or lightning breathing dragon, Some would be very vulnerable.
Jeff_Levitt: ...!
Jeff_Levitt: *Dragon*?
Kei[Captain]: Meh. Dragons.
Jonathan: Well, so would -I-...
* MikhailRamphet emerges from a side room, a quilt wrapped over his shoulders. He's looking a little unimpressive today, and he seems to have a nasty cough.
Kibr: I think so would most folks.
* Fish snags a couple of magazines from this convenient table over here before flopping down onto one of the couches. Neither of them are in English, but he doesn't care. If there are pictures, he can deal with it. ...Wait, what.
Fish: Dragon? Where?
Kurtlet: This is why we plan carefully!
Kei[Captain]: I'm really tired of fighting dragons. And that happened forever ago.
Jeff_Levitt: ...Jon...why are you going after a dragon.
Kibr: Because it's there?
Kacey: What dragon? Can I come?
* Jonathan sees Mikhail, and falls entirely silent.
* Jeff_Levitt says this in the same tone one would say "Jonathan, why are you drinking an entire bottle of drain cleaner?"
Kibr: ((XD))
MikhailRamphet: .... *he blinks and looks at Jon, as if to say "how could a scrawny dweeb like you possibly kill a dragon?"*
* Kacey momentarily forgets she hates Jonathan in favor of oooo dragons.
* Njoki is now known as dis|takh|ted
* ElizaHarker is now known as deconcentrate
* Kibr looks at whoever it is Jon is staring at. Guy with a cold. Huh.
* MikhailRamphet , out of uniform and with his hair unstyled, looks almost like a normal person.
* Jeff_Levitt nods to Mikhail. "Hello."
MikhailRamphet: ... *cough* Hello, Jeff Levitt.
* Kurtlet raises an eyebrow and goes quiet. REALLY what they need is a wizard. Too bad he doesn't know any. Other than Snape, who really doesn't bear mentioning. ...One wonders how vulnerable dragons are to lasers. Hmm.*
* Kibr has lasers. Somewhere.
* Kurtlet has /Eiko/.
* Kibr oh, well pfffffff. Deus ex machina with bewbs.
* Kacey has . . . what Kurt said.
MikhailRamphet: A powerful sleeping medicine will render a dragon unconscious... for a short time.
* Kei[Captain] has punched a dragon god. She doesn't want to get involved with more dragons.
* Kurtlet totally wants to hear that story!
Jeff_Levitt: ...How do you get him to drink it?
Kacey: You could make it a gas.
Kibr: Or a really big syringe.
* Kurtlet glances at Jon. ::3
Kacey: :3
Jeff_Levitt: Well...I suppose you could pour it down his throat while he's eating you. Or that, yes.
Kacey: ((XD))
Kurtlet: A dragon's tough hide would resist the syringe.
* Jonathan still isn't saying anything. He watches the floor.
* Fish snorts into his coffee. Ha ha, ow.
Kei[Captain]: Dragon eyes are very vulnerable.
Kibr: Aren't they always supposed to have that one little chink in their armour?
* MikhailRamphet rubs his nose. "My friend used a dart gun, when we were hunting a dragon."
Kei[Captain]: That's only one breed.
Jeff_Levitt: I think that was just Smaug.
Kurtlet: Anyway, there's no dragons anywhere near here. But if anyone wants one, I already figured out how to program one into the Danger Room back home, and the Arena here has a similar set-up.
Kurtlet: I have a Mongol Hoarde program that's pretty cool too.
* MikhailRamphet sits down in a convenient chair, groaning a bit.
Kei[Captain]: I usually use it to make Singapore.
* Kurtlet is distracting you all with Mongols!
Kibr: *laughs* Mongol Hoarde!
Kurtlet: Singapore?
Kurtlet: Why Singapore?
Kibr: Because she's a pirate?
* Kurtlet is wearing your hat, btw, Kei.
Kei[Captain]: Because it's my home, I can't go back, and you need Singapore for random ninja attacks.
* Kei[Captain] knows this. She's waiting for your guard to go down.
Jonathan: .... :(
Kurtlet: Oh. I'm sorry you can't go home. The nexus is better than any world anyway, though they're fun to visit. And possibly conquer.
MikhailRamphet: Though... why are you all wanting to fight a dragon, again? They are very... dangerous, and their hide resists almost all kinds of attack.
Fish: So... why is... yeah, that.
Kei[Captain]: Pfft.
* Jeff_Levitt raises his hand. "I would also like to know this."
Kurtlet: Why do most people fight dragons?
Kei[Captain]: Dragons aren't as tough as you'd think. I've killed dozens.
Kibr: I'm still thinking they want to fight it because it's there.
Kacey: Because it's fun?
* Kacey has no idea.
Fish: 'Cuz there wouldn't be a movie if they didn't?
Kurtlet: They're big and violent and eat people and hoard lots of gp and magic items.
* Kurtlet did just say "gp" yes.
Kei[Captain]: ...Well, most of them were undead and they were in one huge army, but.
Kibr: ... gp?
Kei[Captain]: My dragons had a hidden temple of EVIL, but no. Up. Gee Pee.
Kibr: *SNERK*
MikhailRamphet: .......
Kurtlet: Dragons are fun. The Mongol program was cool too because you can fight on horseback.
* Jonathan tears at his sleeve.
Kurtlet: I could probably recreate the zombie pirate ship again, too.
* Kurtlet grins at Kei.
* Jeff_Levitt will never fail to be amazed at you people who run *toward* danger. ._.
Kei[Captain]: Zombies go all ick when you punch them.
Kurtlet: Which is /why/ you use a sword.
* MikhailRamphet only runs towards danger when he'll help someone or look cool for it.
Kei[Captain]: ...Hm...
* Kibr just shakes his head, amused.
Jeff_Levitt: I'd probably just get eaten. :/
Kei[Captain]: I'd protect you.
Kibr: I don't think it'd wanna eat me.
* Jeff_Levitt smiles. "Thank you. I'll probably need it."
* Jonathan bites his lip.
Jeff_Levitt: Though I certainly hope that won't ever be necessary.
MikhailRamphet: If you are far stronger than a human, perhaps it would be child's play to kill a dragon. *he shrugs, looking kind of morose. Maybe he's still upset about how he made himself look stupid in front of the girl with the pink hair.*
* Jeff_Levitt finds a spot next to Jon. "Everything all right?"
Kei[Captain]: Well, as I said. A lot of them were undead.
Kei[Captain]: And we had helecopters and rocket launchers to help with the god.
* Kacey is confused now. And she still doesn't know what a ninja is.
* Kei[Captain] smiles sweetly at Mikhail.
* Kurtlet is distracted by Jeff coming over. Hi Jeff!
* Jonathan peers at Jeff, and doesn't say anything.
* Kibr is peering at the datathingee in his hand, poking it occasionally.*
* Kei[Captain] narrows her eyes. If more people paid attention to Jeff..
* MikhailRamphet is probably as strong as an ordinary human, despite the occasional weird vibes that come off of him. Perhaps his zeal gives him a more intimate relationship with God than most people could care for or endure.
* Fish is just paying attention to his own belt buckle, if that makes Kei feel any better.
* Kei[Captain] is... weaker than her grandfather. This says nothing, since her grandfather can poke holes in tanks with his finger.
* Jeff_Levitt ...it's always the quiet ones. *ominous music* Though at the moment he's not doing much other than quietly fretting over by Jon. 'Sup.
* Kei[Captain] slips off of her chair, then hops into the rafters.
* Kacey is stronger than average for a human girl her age and size, but that's because she's not actually human.
* Kei[Captain] is going to have to be STEALTHY here. Like the ninja she really is.
* MikhailRamphet 's greatest feat has been avoiding any permenant cosmetic injury to his face, what with all of the bar fights he gets in to.
* Jonathan picks at Jeff's sleeve.
MikhailRamphet: urh.. has anyone made tea, this evening?
* Kurtlet sips his coke and is...kinda surprised at that. Jon will touch this guy. Huh.
MikhailRamphet: ((Jeff is just that nonthreatening.))
* Kei[Captain] slinks along the rafters, trying to get just above Kurt.
Jeff_Levitt: ((...Pretty much. ))
* Kacey resists the urge to watch Kei.
Jeff_Levitt: ?
* napchi is now known as chi
* Kei[Captain] stands on the rafters, then leaps down, trying to snag her hat as she falls.
Jonathan: ....
* Kurtlet is all distracted. He looks down to pick some dust off his tail.
* Kurtlet possibly gets a hat pulled down his face then?
Kei[Captain]: Awp!
* Jeff_Levitt yelps as Kei falls in front of him.
* Kei[Captain] fails at pulling it off, the hat is pulled down!
Kibr: O.O
* Kurtlet yelps and flails and probably knocks the hat off anyway. PARTIAL VICTORY!
Kei[Captain]: Victory is mine!
* Kacey giggles.
* Kei[Captain] rolls under a table and tries to stand up. /ow/.
Kurtlet: Ha! NEIN, fraulein! *hat-diving time is now!*
* Jonathan has quit IRC (Client closed connection)
* MikhailRamphet lurches to his feet and heads over to the bar to make himself tea. He examines a tin of lemon tisane very carefully before daring to use it.
* Kei[Captain] shall yank the hat away and roll from under the table, running over to a couch. How can she keep this away? WILL SHE BE ABLE TO SHOVE IT DOWN HER SHIRT?
* Jeff_Levitt is going to...stay the hell out of the way. Yes. o_o
Kibr: ((brb))
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* Jonathan still isn't talking. What did he miss?
MikhailRamphet: dgh- guh... did anyone else want tea? *his voice is much thinner and less impressive-sounding today*
* Kurtlet cannot actually tackle her or anything, so what can he do? *bamf!* *BAMF!* TELEPORT RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER, THAT'S WHAT! "Booga booga!" ::D http://userpic.livejournal.com/54278171/11100679
* Jeff_Levitt is...still fretting. "Is there anything I can do to help?"
Jeff_Levitt: I'm fine. *peers* Maybe you should get some rest.
* Kurtlet and Kei were having a hat-related altercation RIGHT NEXT to Crane, but have now moved away!
* Kei[Captain] flails, then makes a strange gesture with her hands, vanishing in a puff of dark smoke to reappear on top of the bar. "I'm too awesome for that!"
* Kacey squeaks and almost topples off her stool.
Kurtlet: :O!!!!!
* Kurtlet bamfs over. "You're a teleporter too?" :D?!
* Jeff_Levitt is going slightly cross-eyed with all the teleporting now.
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* MikhailRamphet jumps back a bit in surprise. Damn witch people!
* Kei[Captain] hops back and vanishes again, reappearing in the rafters. "Teleporting's /easy/."
* Fish scrunches up his nose, briefly. Euh, smell.
* Kurtlet leaps up after her, twists, and tries to bat the hat away with his tail. "Jawhol!" Yeah, sorry Fish.
* Kei[Captain] doesn't leave a smell if she don't want. When she does, it's usually sakura.
MikhailRamphet: *cough*
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* Kei[Captain] hops off of the rafters twisting after the hat as she races it to the floor.
Jonathan: [[erkjekjkd]]
* Jonathan is still here.
Jonathan: [[oh. my. god.]]
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Jeff_Levitt: ((D:))
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Jonathan: [[I guess atnt is seriously lagged or something. this is dumb]]
* Kurtlet simply angles to land on top of her! ...which will probably just get him Arena'd if he succeeds.
Jonathan: [[I'm gonna go scan my pages now, I guess, and try back in a few ... :P
* Jonathan sits next to Jeff and remains quiet for however long his mun is gone.
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* Kei[Captain] lands, then rolls over to face him, lifting her feet to push against his as he lands. Maybe a springboard maneuver would keep the Arena away?
* Fish is overcome with the desire for poutine, and wanders off in search of it. He will return eventually.
Terana: ((...oh, GODDAMN you.))
* Fish is now known as fish[out]
* Kurtlet has an extra limb, Kei. Can you hold onto your hat if he twists it around it and springs? "You are MUCH better than your pirates, ja!"
* Kibr watches, this, highly amused.*
* Kei[Captain] lets go of the hat, to keep from tearing it as he grabs it, then hops back to her feet. "I should be!" She grins and jumps after him. Cheap, mindless fun at its best.
* Kurtlet runs up the wall
* Kacey is mesmerized, over here. Rhapsody is, meanwhile, chewing on her hair.
* Kei[Captain] hops onto the wall right after him and crawls up, spiderlike.
* Kurtlet does NOT giggle like a girl when she just follows him. He leaps out and catches a rafter, hat gripped in his teeth, and swings over and under them to... where is he going?
* MikhailRamphet fixes himself a lemon tisane and trudges back to his seat, clinging unhappily to his blanket.
* Jeff_Levitt is just going to watch in awe, over here.
* Kei[Captain] twists, following him move for move with ease. This isn't your normal pirate, it seems! "Don't leave tooth marks in my hat!"
* Matt has joined #thesanctuary
Kurtlet: "Mmrph!" Kurt...agrees? Sure. This is awesome! Few people can keep up with him like this! He swings and swerves...over to KACEY, YES! To Kacey to try to drop the hat on HER head. This...will mean victory? Somehow?
* Kacey can't see. what happened OoO
* Kacey figures it out, after a moment, and gets the hat off her head . . . and /sits/ on it. There.
Kibr: *LAUGHS*
* Kei[Captain] twists to avoid landing on Kasey, and grabs the edge of the bar to keep from slamming into the bottles. "Ye Gods. A ninja Captai-..."
Kei[Captain]: ...
Kei[Captain]: D:
Kacey: I win. :3
Jeff_Levitt: I think you do!
Kei[Captain]: hat...
* Kurtlet dangles from his tail right above Kei, which allows him to swing over and try to kiss her cheek. 'Cause how ELSE do you polish a chase like that off?
* Kibr would agree completely, Kurt.
* Kacey is going to laugh her fool little head off, now. But she's still sitting on the hat.
* Kei[Captain] blushes furiously.
MikhailRamphet: .... I believe you have both been bested by a girl half your age.
* Matt is now known as Arabelle
Kei[Captain]: I must drown my sorrows in rum and prune juice.
* Nai_ has joined #thesanctuary
* Arabelle * And cue the arrival of Arabelle! Tall, blonde, and winged. And possessing cybernetic arms! ..Although the last may not be completely obvious, due to the long sleeved sweatshirt she's wearing, even if her silver hands are exposed.
Jeff_Levitt: Hello!
* Kibr waves. Fellow cyborg!* Hi! :D
Arabelle: Hiya!
* Arabelle waves too, and ooh, that catches her attention o.o
* Kurtlet blinks and...falls onto the floor. Thud.
Kibr: !
Kei[Captain]: Ha!
* Arabelle wince
Jeff_Levitt: !
Arabelle: You okay lilblue?
Kibr: You okay over there?
* Nai has quit IRC (Exit: CGI:IRC (Ping timeout))
* Kacey waves to Arabelle. She doesn't know her, but /wings/ :O
Kurtlet: Y-ja. Erm. A-heh. *he's just going to go stand over here now. *
* Arabelle 's wings are large and impressive! They move with her as she moves, and occasionally flick slightly
Arabelle: You sure? 'Cause you looked like ya landed on yer head. *Is /kidding/* I mean, I know there ain't much important there, but I'm concerned jus' the same ^_~
Kei[Captain]: Kissing me isn't /that/ traumatizing, is it?
* Kurtlet looks for a good second and a half like he's waiting for the ground to open up beneath him. "Ah. I will survive. If anyone has any mouthwash, though..." Laaaaaaame.
* Kei[Captain] stucks her tongue out at him.
Arabelle: Dork. *Sticks her tongue out at Kurt and heads for the bar to root out a coke*
Kibr: *snerk* Is it the rum or the prune juice?
* MikhailRamphet watches Arabelle for a moment, remembering her from before but still being impressed by her appearance. He's also tall and blonde, but all he has right now is a cold.
* Arabelle finds a coke, "Woo! Awesome." She pops the can open and takes a drink, and goes to claim a chair, turning it backwards as appropriote and plopping down into it with a fluid motion. ^_^
* Kibr is blond as well. What is this, a blond convention?*
* MikhailRamphet gives Kurt a dubious look. "You should be thangkful that she didn't slap you for behaving so churlishly."
* Kurtlet notices that the world is not ending. That's...good. Neither Savvy nor Some are here and his CLEVER RUSE has allayed Ara's suspicions. Eeexcellent. So he'll go perch next to Ara and ignore Kei completely. Yes.
* Kei[Captain] shall remember this, Kurt.
Kurtlet: "Perhaps I am just that charming."
Kurtlet: "SO, how are you, Ara?"
* Kacey is also blonde. Hosnap.
* Arabelle 's hair is fairly short, cropped to just her neck, the bangs are long, though, hanging a little over her face. She heard the kiss mentioned, but is deciding not to comment for now
* Kurtlet is so not blonde it's amazing
Arabelle: I am awesome.
Arabelle: And you? :3?
Kurtlet: Also awesome. Tooootally cool. You wanna go beat up some Mongols in the Dang- *ahem* In the Arena?
Arabelle: Hmm. :.:
* Kei[Captain] has pink hair. Screw you.
* Arabelle ponders this, sipping her coke
* Kacey is still sitting on your hat, Kei. Bee tee doubleyou. ::
MikhailRamphet: I think she was just feeling generous.
* Kurtlet is, if you look closely, possibly a little...puffed up in the fur. COME ON ARA YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO FIGHT MONGOLS. SRSLY.
* Kei[Captain] will look at Kacey and give her puppy eyes. Can you resist those watery green things? "Please get offa my hat?"
Kacey: It's comfy. :.:
* MikhailRamphet smiles, just a bit. "....that, or she didn't find you interesting enough to retaliate."
* Normie[Distracted] is now known as Ruto
Kei[Captain]: But it's my /hat/ and you're futzing it up.
* Kurtlet is going to KILL you, Mikhail. SHUT UP. "Keep telling yourself that."
* Arabelle can seeeeee that, lilblue. She ponders for a moment more and chugs the rest of the coke. :.: "Sounds like fun, lilblue." Little elbow to his side.
* Kibr has long hair. Long hair is long. Looks between Mikhail and Kurt.*
* Kacey takes the hat out, at least, and eyes it. "Looks okay to me."
* Ruto strolls in, looking around at the people assembled today.
Kurtlet: "Great! Later guys." He manages to skitter /nonchalantly/ from the room.
* Kei[Captain] snatches the hat away. "VICTORY IS MINE! Beware the wrath of a /pirate/."
* Kurtlet is now known as Kurtlet_arena
Kacey: :|
* Arabelle heads arenawards
* Arabelle is now known as ArArena