since i'm so interesting i know your fingers are itching to do it

[allhailchan]

You can ask me any questions you want, via any means you can think of to reach me - any question, no matter how crazy, sinister, wrong, or right it is. I will answer completely honestly through whichever method you choose, no matter what.
I cannot promise sarcasm won't be used on you, though. Anon is on. PMs are fine. And I have an army of fangirls

Comments

[standout]

Have you ever tried gluin' your fingers together?

[allhailchan]

I never even thought of it actually... It would be comfortable to hold the mic, though. Sometimes your fingers start hurting.

[standout]

Should we try and see if it's better that way? I could help you, keke.

[allhailchan]

Shouldn't we try that on you, first? Maybe if we glued your fingers together, you'd manage to wash the dishes better on Invincible Youth even if you're cold~

[standout]

... oppa, you call 'em right now and tell 'em to stop makin' me do such things! You promised!

[allhailchan]

(laugh) Nae, nae. But international calls are pricey, Amber-ah!

[standout]

Don't make me come over there and glue your fingers and toes together!

'Cause I'd do it! When you're sleepin'.

[allhailchan]

I never sleep. You'd sneak into my bedroom and I'd be staring at you with these wide eyes °-°

[standout]

That's... scary. Are you an elf, oppa?

[allhailchan]

...does an elf not sleep? Are you an expert about it?

[standout]

Seems like we need to have a Lord of the Rings marathon. Learned everything from it.

[allhailchan]

Yeah, it's been too long since I last watched it. A Lord of the Rings marathon would take us at least a week though. We should gather a lot of food.