Contradictions
How can I be tired all day but then the moment I lie down to go to sleep I wake up?
How can I be a pharmacy student yet be so inconsistent with taking my medication?
How can I be such a good student that I miss one of my classes? (I was studying in the library and lost track of time and felt stupid)
How is it today I go to my earliest class (which I never go to) and miss my latest class (which I always go to)?
How is it that I'm eating less but gaining weight?
How can I miss the Twin Cities when I'm in Omaha but miss Omaha when I'm in the Twin Cities?
How can something become so over-simplified that it actually becomes more complicated? (Facebook fail)
How can I not have a religion but still pray every night? To whom am I praying?
How can I not believe in hell but still be terrified of ending up there?
How can Dr. Alsharif be so blatantly anti-Israel that he signs a boycott against academic and cultural institutions from Israel yet still be the professor of Culture Proficiency for Health Care Professionals?
How can one professor go through 65 slides in an hour but another professor goes through 10 slides over several days?
How is it that plants die the moment I come into possession of them but thrive when under the care of anyone else? My mom had that bamboo for 3 years, but within a couple months of me owning it it dies. My grandma had a really cool plant that she gave to me and it died within a week. I love plants. Why don't they love me?