In Which the Chip Master Appears

[alleywayhack]

[Video | English | 45% lock from Scientist]So it's come t'my attention that a lot a ya are askin' 'bout gettin' these "chip" things outta ya, eh? Jus' so happens I know a little bit concernin' them now. Ain't no expert, but a little slicey slicey an' I can get 'em outta ya. Maybe

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[lonelyglub]

you offerin

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[alleywayhack]

nope i just made this whole post to the network for no reason what so ever

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[lonelyglub]

okay wwell look
the thing is i wwould really like to get my chip out

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[alleywayhack]

like really really?

ya have magical sparkly troll powers or something?

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[lonelyglub]

like really really really

no i dont havve any powwers
i am powwer less
go on and laugh but wwhat i lack in powwers i make up wwith my fine knowwledge of wweaponry and general information on howw to kick your ass

so
wwill you do it

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[alleywayhack]

like really really really really rly rly rly? [He got tired of typing really out all the way.]

so then why bother getting the damn thing out? you cant be all that with the stupid thing in?

and if i did yad have to wait
got a lot of people ahead of you asking already

[[ text / 10% ]] SOB sorry about that I hate when accounts expire

[lonelyglub]

like really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really

because i wwant to see if removvin this thing wwill let my gun wwork
if i can removve it and my gun wworks at its full capacity instead of like a piece of shit then i can hunt more wwhales for food

oh fuck you
you wwasted my time wwith this really shit and noww youre sayin i cant get in
thanks a fuckin lot doc wworthless

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[alleywayhack]

RLY RLY RLY RLY RLY RLY? LIKE RLY TONS?

why the hell wouldnt a gun work like its suppose to with or without a chip in? its a fucking gun theres no chip in it

now now them are harsh words kiddo
and i never said i wouldnt do it ya just got here late so ya have to wait your turn

doc worth thats my name dont wear it out

[[ text / 10% ]] lj should give out free icon space for all it's glitches 8T

[lonelyglub]

sigh
really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really

really really really really really really really really really really really really really really

do you get the picture noww??

wwell wwhy is it wworkin like a stupid piece of shit then doctor wworthless
can you answwer that or are you too wworthless to evven bother

ill shovve my wway to the head of the line then

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[alleywayhack]

might need a few more rlys

the fuck would i know? i dont use guns dont care about guns so fuck all if i care if your stupid gun works right or not ask someone whos gun savvy here to look at it or whatever

then ill shove your punk ass back to the end

this is my line you dont like it find someone else to take your chip out

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[lonelyglub]

really x wwhatevver number wwill make your insufferable think pan happy

im not trustin idiots wwith ahabs crosshairs
i wwould rather be culled first then hand ovver my gun to someone
especially wwithout an alchemizer to copy it

ill pay you

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[alleywayhack]

[Totally disregards everything else but the PAY YOU part.]

pay me what sweet cheeks?

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[lonelyglub]

my name isnt swweet cheeks

and i dont knoww
wwhat wwould you like
i can get it

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[alleywayhack]

whatever honeybun

how about a castle id really like a castle with hookers royal hookers

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[lonelyglub]

not my name

and i cant get you that
i meant somethin reasonable like
more bandaids or an extra hand
i cant build you a fuckin castle wwithout worker drones

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[alleywayhack]

fruitcake

you said anything