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In Which the Chip Master Appears

Mar 19, 2011 01:23

[Video | English | 45% lock from Scientist]So it's come t'my attention that a lot a ya are askin' 'bout gettin' these "chip" things outta ya, eh? Jus' so happens I know a little bit concernin' them now. Ain't no expert, but a little slicey slicey an' I can get 'em outta ya. Maybe ( Read more... )

chip removals yes?, slicey slicey, is a doctor totes

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[video] assworthsaving March 19 2011, 13:55:08 UTC

"Slicey slicey"? Just the term I'd like to hear any aspiring doctor use.

Let me guess- tool of choice is a rusted fork? Planning on cleansing the wound with shitty lake water? And offering band aids that have already been used doesn't exactly sweeten the deal.

[video] alleywayhack March 19 2011, 16:19:44 UTC

All a bunch a comedians 'ere ain't we?

An' I only use the finest and freshest band aids man can find 'ere.

[video] assworthsaving March 20 2011, 03:12:35 UTC

Think so? I was looking for a new profession.

[Yeah you sound totally capable. Still...he just may be desperate enough.]

Considering nothing is ever "fine" or "fresh" here... Dare I ask?

[video] alleywayhack March 20 2011, 05:04:35 UTC

Don't quit yer day job, mate.

[You'd be in the best hands ever.]

If ya must know, they were given t'me by the Scientist shmucks. Fresh outta the box pretty band aids. Even got designs on 'em.

[video] assworthsaving March 20 2011, 17:19:18 UTC

That's good to know. I might bleed to death or get an infection but, hey, at least there are smiley faces on my band aid!

[Smiley faces make everything better. Except fatal wounds.]

Just how much experience do you have?

[video] alleywayhack March 21 2011, 01:11:44 UTC

Little ray a sunshine on yer boo boos, makes it all better.

Been a doc good chunk a my life, got my own little place. Nothin' official, nothin' legal either. But hey, everyone needs a back alley doc in their life, eh?

[video] assworthsaving March 21 2011, 03:18:11 UTC

Little ray of sunshine won't stop parts from falling off if they get infected, but it's the thought that counts I guess.

Ah. There we go. Nothing legal was the phrase I was waiting for. I suppose if you don't mind having rusted surgical instruments left in you then a back alley doctor is the place to go.

[video] alleywayhack March 24 2011, 04:23:57 UTC

I could kiss the damn band aid if it'd help? [Snorts.]

Bein' legal don't make it better. An' say what ya want, but I ain't ever lost anythin' inside anyone... on purpose.

[video] assworthsaving March 30 2011, 20:48:00 UTC

Maybe if you were born a woman I'd have considered it. [Even then he's not willing to lose a leg for that.]

I don't know about that. Knowing the doctor actually had some schooling as opposed to rigorous training with a game of Operation is slightly more comforting. And by the sounds of it you were the type that hit those metal edges frequently.

[video] alleywayhack March 31 2011, 20:53:38 UTC

Maybe a nurses outfit might seal the deal?

Well if yer not comfy with what I'm offerin' then don't nose 'round my damn store kid.

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