In Which Discedo is on Some Heavy Drugs

[alleywayhack]

[Voice | English]

Alright ladies, sounds like we got somethin' special on our hands.

Or the entire damn city is on LSD.

So from what I'm gatherin' a bunch a ya knuckle heads are seein' make believe fish made a words... but the rest a us can't see? Oh an' they're attackin' ya? [He'll grumble.] Mum always wondered why I never wanted a goldfish.

Whatever

Comments

[selfmadehero]

Actually, I like that explanation better than "the chips did it".

[alleywayhack]

Only chips that ever did anythin' t'me were the green ones in my potato chips.

... even then I think that was jus' my overactive imagination.

[selfmadehero]

What'd the green ones do?

[alleywayhack]

Y'know, parents always told ya the green ones did funny stuff t'ya?

All jus' in the mind, but I always liked t'think it made me like the Hulk. Teachers didn't like me tryin' t'pick up desks at school too much though. They jus' didn't understand how awesome I was after eatin' one a them chips.

[selfmadehero]

I don't even remember there being green chips in my potato chips, much less being warned against them.

You sound like you were a troublemaker.

[alleywayhack]

It was that rare thing. Every once in a while, jus' that odd colored chip.

... were? Sweetheart, I still am.

[selfmadehero]

I was trying to give you the benefit of the doubt. I don't think we've met. I'm Stephanie.

[alleywayhack]

I jus' like bein' a bad boy.

Nice t'meet ya, name's Doc Worth. Or Worth. Or Doc. Hey asshole works too. Get that one a lot.

[selfmadehero]

I kinda like Doc, actually. I think it might suit you. Are you actually a doctor, or is it just a moniker?

[alleywayhack]

I'm a doctor a sorts. Don't got the fancy papers t'prove it, but I can sew ya up or fix a wound jus' a well. So it doesn't really matter does it?

[selfmadehero]

So you're one of those sketchy doctors people go to when they can't afford the hospital?

That's pretty cool, actually.

[alleywayhack]

Back alley an' everythin'. [He'll just add her to the list of awesome people in Discedo. Right next to Marco.]

[selfmadehero]

Sanitary?

[ Because she knows one superhero that will definitely be using this service. ]

[alleywayhack]

Well if yer askin' 'bout how my base a operations is 'ere then it's as sanitary as this place allows.

Back home though... eh, the main office could use a woman's touch, but where I do my work it's clean enough. [Meaning there might be a few roaches, but he promises they won't get on you or your boo boos.]

[selfmadehero]

I swear you're like, right out of a TV show.

[alleywayhack]

I'll take that as a compliment, girlie.