In Which The Witch Doctor is in
[Video | English]
So I was thinkin', Discedo, what time a year is it? Sniffle season. Worst time a year, right? Right. Well I jus' happen t'know a little rune magic, fancy stuff y'know?
[He has a marker in one hand, where he got it, who knows. Probably rifled through one of the stores earlier in the week. It's a nice purple color. Also a tattered book of ruled paper, half the pages are torn, but still usable.]
'Ere I'll show ya one I like t'use myself t'keep away the flu an' shit durin' this time a year.
What... what are you talking about?! [A wild Hanna voice from off camera, the ginger he's warned everyone about before.] Worth?
Shut up Hanna I'm busy. [Grumbles and waves a hand to shoo him away, then he's grabbing the ruined notebook to hold the marker at it.]
Get somethin' t'write with. Anythin' that makes a mark will work, pen, crayon, fuck got paint? That'll work too. Jus' write what I write, but on a part a yer body. Yer hand will do. If ya REALLY want it t'work write it as best ya can on yer forehead.
[And he'll start writing something out... P... E... N... the number 1 and the number 5. PEN15. He'll turn the paper around to show the communicator.]
...! No no, now wait a minute!
I SAID I'M BUSY! BUZZ OFF. [He may be chucking a My Little Pony at Hanna. Don't ask where he got it from Knowlton.]
Now jus' make sure it looks jus' like this, won't work if it doesn't. It'll take 'bout five minutes fer it t'set in an' work. Ya might feel a little tingly.
[And he'll grin big... and wonder how long it takes for all the gullible people who actually did it to realize what they wrote on their hands/foreheads.]
THAT'S NOT HOW RUNES WORK, WORTH!
(ooc: ... I forgot to put that the orange is Hanna. This is what happens when I post at like 2 in the morning.)
So I was thinkin', Discedo, what time a year is it? Sniffle season. Worst time a year, right? Right. Well I jus' happen t'know a little rune magic, fancy stuff y'know?
[He has a marker in one hand, where he got it, who knows. Probably rifled through one of the stores earlier in the week. It's a nice purple color. Also a tattered book of ruled paper, half the pages are torn, but still usable.]
'Ere I'll show ya one I like t'use myself t'keep away the flu an' shit durin' this time a year.
What... what are you talking about?! [A wild Hanna voice from off camera, the ginger he's warned everyone about before.] Worth?
Shut up Hanna I'm busy. [Grumbles and waves a hand to shoo him away, then he's grabbing the ruined notebook to hold the marker at it.]
Get somethin' t'write with. Anythin' that makes a mark will work, pen, crayon, fuck got paint? That'll work too. Jus' write what I write, but on a part a yer body. Yer hand will do. If ya REALLY want it t'work write it as best ya can on yer forehead.
[And he'll start writing something out... P... E... N... the number 1 and the number 5. PEN15. He'll turn the paper around to show the communicator.]
...! No no, now wait a minute!
I SAID I'M BUSY! BUZZ OFF. [He may be chucking a My Little Pony at Hanna. Don't ask where he got it from Knowlton.]
Now jus' make sure it looks jus' like this, won't work if it doesn't. It'll take 'bout five minutes fer it t'set in an' work. Ya might feel a little tingly.
[And he'll grin big... and wonder how long it takes for all the gullible people who actually did it to realize what they wrote on their hands/foreheads.]
THAT'S NOT HOW RUNES WORK, WORTH!
(ooc: ... I forgot to put that the orange is Hanna. This is what happens when I post at like 2 in the morning.)