In Which a Roomate is Lost

[alleywayhack]

[Voice | English]

'Ey, any a ya seen a lanky pale artfag lost in the city? Haven't seen 'em in a few days. [More like a week or so. What is time.]

If he's become monster chow I'd like t'know. Jus' so when he comes back I can mock 'em relentlessly fer gettin'  chewed on in the first place.

[Plus he doesn't see why Conrad wouldn't come back to his

Comments

[fierybluebird]

Huh, people really do seem to go missing easily around here.

[alleywayhack]

Didn't realize it was so common. Might wanna look into gettin' trackin' devices put in everyone... unless these stupid chips already do that.

[fierybluebird]

Guess so. It's like the fifth one in a week just that I've noticed or heard about.

[alleywayhack]

Or maybe the Scientists steal people an' mass cook em fer breakfast.

[fierybluebird]

Then why... or how, do they bring some back?

[He's a pirate, he's got little against cannibals unless they try to eat his crew personally.]

[alleywayhack]

... the hell do I know? Maybe they jus' like eatin' the same poor sobs over an' over.

[fierybluebird]

Then those people couldn't be here. Aren't you a doctor? You should know how the laws of mass and matter work.

[alleywayhack]

I don't know how shit works in this fuckin' city, world, whatever. Let me jus' dial up the assholes who dragged us 'ere an' ask em.

They may jus' even answer!

[fierybluebird]

Oh good, this I'd like to see. Let me know how it goes, eh.

[alleywayhack]

I get right on it. [Except not.]

[fierybluebird]

[Because that would be suicide. And boring.]

Alternately, you could bug them for porn. [Just saying. Because this is obviously more likely and actually productive.]

[alleywayhack]

[He'll snort.]

Shame they didn't give me any fer Christmas. Woulda been fuckin' nice, with how borin' this place is. Maybe if I'm lucky one a the buildin's 'ere might have a stash of em.

Nudie mag heaven. If only.

[fierybluebird]

Keep the dream alive mate, you never know.