In Which a Roomate is Lost

[alleywayhack]

[Voice | English]

'Ey, any a ya seen a lanky pale artfag lost in the city? Haven't seen 'em in a few days. [More like a week or so. What is time.]

If he's become monster chow I'd like t'know. Jus' so when he comes back I can mock 'em relentlessly fer gettin'  chewed on in the first place.

[Plus he doesn't see why Conrad wouldn't come back to his

Comments

[ihasastrawhat]

What's an artfag?

[alleywayhack]

Someone who gets a massive stiffy fer art.

[ihasastrawhat]

What's a stiffy?

[Hello, you are talking to an idiot.]

[alleywayhack]

...

A woody. A pork sword. Erection. A full salute. Whatever the fuck ya wanna call it.

A hard dick. Plain enough fer ya?

[ihasastrawhat]

A hard penis...? But how would you get one of those for art?

[alleywayhack]

Just like some people get it fer pain, or seein' big dudes eat a bowl of pasta.

... okay that last one might be false.

[ihasastrawhat]

OVER PASTA?!

[alleywayhack]

People get like that fer the weirdest shit, mate.

Welcome t'bein' human.

[ihasastrawhat]

Wow... do people get stiffy-things over other things too?

[alleywayhack]

Anythin' ya can think of... someone has probably popped a boner fer it.