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since i've started this job i've noticed a few things:
1)it's OK to drop lick a bum on his own beer, if he's asking for it.
2)if a bum asks for change, while you are outside of the bar smoking, with your lady for the night, you can throw the change at the bum and tell him to go fetch, if you're not only a complete ass, but also to impress your lady.
3)it's ok to dance like a dumb ass if everyone else is dancing like a dumb ass around you (which most likely will be the case)
4)people salsa dancing = people looking like they are learning how to walk.
5) when drunk, people will fuck just about anything.
6)always drink taquila....always.
7)the worst pick-up line ever "i've seen you before....in my unconscious....you were there.....like...whoa."
8)best retort to worst pick-up line, or anything else for that matter, is hysterical laughter.
1)it's OK to drop lick a bum on his own beer, if he's asking for it.
2)if a bum asks for change, while you are outside of the bar smoking, with your lady for the night, you can throw the change at the bum and tell him to go fetch, if you're not only a complete ass, but also to impress your lady.
3)it's ok to dance like a dumb ass if everyone else is dancing like a dumb ass around you (which most likely will be the case)
4)people salsa dancing = people looking like they are learning how to walk.
5) when drunk, people will fuck just about anything.
6)always drink taquila....always.
7)the worst pick-up line ever "i've seen you before....in my unconscious....you were there.....like...whoa."
8)best retort to worst pick-up line, or anything else for that matter, is hysterical laughter.