Proud owner of a food processor. Now what?

[alleyprowler]

Apparently the French for food processor is robot culinaire. This fills me with glee. The food processor itself does not fill me with glee because it has about eighteen frillion moving parts, many of which are fucking sharp

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[aka_anonymous]

Brain borken, send a new one.

Hahaha, borken! *Pets* Once you figure out how to grow new brains and how to transplant them, let me know. I'll need one, too. Preferably an up grade with better memory and photographic-recall capabilities. They'll be more expensive, but worth it, don't you think?

[alleyprowler]

I'd like a brain with memory that works both ways. Or at least one that sees just a little bit into the future, just enough so you would know when you're on the verge of making a really, really bad decision. That would be worth paying the extra bucks for. *nod nod*