Dangling a piece of string in front of Fate

[alleyprowler]

I COULD SO TOTALLY GO FOR A FIC WHERE A YOUNG ZECHS IS PLAYING "DOCTOR" WITH A FIVE-YEAR-OLD RELENA IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN OH DEAR JESUS MY HEAD HURTS.

ETA: Five minutes after I posted this the power went out and I was like, "Ohhhhh, shit."

Fate is fucking funny sometimes.