Bring back the Dirrty Pop
I'm sure that all the goings on in the world that are reported by CNN newscasters and Katie and Matt are very important. I am not a shallow person. I got much love for the community. As with all other people who hear the horrid stories of men killing their wives and children, countries being destroyed, or puppies being killed, I shed a few tears on the inside. But, to be perfectly honest, and I know this might sound a bit peculiar, I am far more worried about the mental and emotional well being of Britney Spears than I am with the state of the world. Go ahead. Laugh. Mock me. I don't care. The world has presidents and Kings and Queens, and Sean Penn and Bono to help sort it out. What does Britney have? A couple of bodyguards, a Mommy Dearest mother, and K-fed? Let's be honest here: the girl is silently screaming out for help.
Never has the expression "Money can't buy love," been more apropos than in the case of Britney Spears. She has legions of fans, at least two buttloads of money, and all the dirt products by Jonathon Antin that she could ever possibly need. Sounds good right? I mean, who wouldn't want the chance to be able to just call Stella, say "I'm thinking I wanna look like a cross between Ashley Olsen meets Mariah Carey meets Gwen Stefani," and the next day have your P.A. (personal assistant for the stupids. Read: unhip) hand deliver you a box filled with oversized, Salvation Army rejects, black lycra mini-mini skirts, and a lamb bag? I don’t care whether you are a nun, beach bum, or Oprah’s best friend Gail. Everyone wants that. But what does it all mean if there’s no love? At the end of the day, all anyone wants is to feel loved, needed, appreciated. Just because she’s a celebrity and can make a grown man leave his seven month pregnant wife is no reason for Britney Spears to not deserve love. If anything, I would venture to say that because of her lifestyle, she needs more love than the average person. She needs a sense of stability. Why else would she just run off with Jason Allen Alexander and get a quickie wedding in Vegas, develop relationships with not one, but two currently attached backup dancers, and worst of all have a wedding not even Courtney Love could be proud of. She is honestly looking for love in all the wrong places. That right there is why she became pregnant so quickly. Not because she had “yet to experience the closest possible relationship with God,” by having a baby, as she stated in one of her many Letters to her Fans posted on her website. No. She had little Sean Preston because she needed to feel loved. Unconditional love. A baby doesn’t know any better. As long as its getting fed and changed it will love anything.
Britney, you’re loved. Please come back. Except, could you maybe possibly do it without the Lip-syncing, bad acting, bad singing, dumbass remarks, and above all else need to just be “sparkly,”? Also, and this is just a suggestion, but how about we stop blaming the Red Bull and paparazzi for our own mistakes. Perhaps you could learn a few things from Christina.…Hell, Kate Moss is looking forty kinds of better than you nowadays.
Never has the expression "Money can't buy love," been more apropos than in the case of Britney Spears. She has legions of fans, at least two buttloads of money, and all the dirt products by Jonathon Antin that she could ever possibly need. Sounds good right? I mean, who wouldn't want the chance to be able to just call Stella, say "I'm thinking I wanna look like a cross between Ashley Olsen meets Mariah Carey meets Gwen Stefani," and the next day have your P.A. (personal assistant for the stupids. Read: unhip) hand deliver you a box filled with oversized, Salvation Army rejects, black lycra mini-mini skirts, and a lamb bag? I don’t care whether you are a nun, beach bum, or Oprah’s best friend Gail. Everyone wants that. But what does it all mean if there’s no love? At the end of the day, all anyone wants is to feel loved, needed, appreciated. Just because she’s a celebrity and can make a grown man leave his seven month pregnant wife is no reason for Britney Spears to not deserve love. If anything, I would venture to say that because of her lifestyle, she needs more love than the average person. She needs a sense of stability. Why else would she just run off with Jason Allen Alexander and get a quickie wedding in Vegas, develop relationships with not one, but two currently attached backup dancers, and worst of all have a wedding not even Courtney Love could be proud of. She is honestly looking for love in all the wrong places. That right there is why she became pregnant so quickly. Not because she had “yet to experience the closest possible relationship with God,” by having a baby, as she stated in one of her many Letters to her Fans posted on her website. No. She had little Sean Preston because she needed to feel loved. Unconditional love. A baby doesn’t know any better. As long as its getting fed and changed it will love anything.
Britney, you’re loved. Please come back. Except, could you maybe possibly do it without the Lip-syncing, bad acting, bad singing, dumbass remarks, and above all else need to just be “sparkly,”? Also, and this is just a suggestion, but how about we stop blaming the Red Bull and paparazzi for our own mistakes. Perhaps you could learn a few things from Christina.…Hell, Kate Moss is looking forty kinds of better than you nowadays.