Die, Rock, Die!
I hate stupid people.
I hate stupid people who refuse to accept they are stupid.
I hate the people who are going to call me stupid because of those lines.
But I hate Chris Rock. The mans just unfunny. All his humor is the same. "Cracker! White boy! Small penis. Blahblahblahblah." Drop in the N word a couple times for surprise. There, comic gold.
Hardly. I never understood what the hell people like about this guy. He even sucked on Saturday Night Live, and those were in its good days long before Jimmy Fallon came and killed it by being the bad Adam Sandler. Adam Sandler who is of course another overrated "funnyman".
Rock, retire. The funny skinny black man has already been filled by Dave Chappelle. He's not the greatest comedian either, he treats the same ground of uber-racism too much as well. But when he has a good idea, he hits gold. Who could not laugh during his WHite Supremacist KKK skit where the head writer turned out to be a blind black man who didn't know his ethnicity. How about the Prince sketch? The crackhead. The show for kids. Classic Moments in Hook Up History. (Actually, if it didn't sound so messy I'd consider trying the "Penis through the Popcorn" trick.)
But Chris Rock does not know when to shut the fuck up. I'm attacking him because he showed no signs of maturity when talking about his new gig. He's hosting the Oscars.
Yes, this unfunny man is hosting the Oscars. It's nice to see a change from Billy Christal, Steve Martin, and the HORRIBLE Whoopi Goldberg, but how bout someone better? Think of the greatness of Will Ferrell hosting! Or Jack Black! He could sing every song! A love ballad by Tenacious D! Fuck, get the old Nixon speech writer Ben Stein up there instead of Rock. "Swank.....Swank....Swank....".
Rock showed no maturity when he commented on his personal opinions about who should win. SOmething a host should NEVER do! Prick admited to never even having seen the Oscars! Well, I understand that cause his additions to cinema have been nothing more than atrocious. (I do not count his god stick in DOGMA because that was Kevin Smith's last intelligent hurra all the way.)
Here's a quote.
"I know if JAMIE FOXX (RAY) or DON CHEADLE (HOTEL RWANDA) wins, it's gonna help out their careers... Whereas if Johnny Depp wins (for FINDING NEVERLAND), it's like, `Yeah, he's got an award, but he's always gonna make the same money; he's always gonna get the best offers and work with the best people.'
"If LEO DiCAPRIO wins (for THE AVIATOR), who gives a f**k? It's like, `Oh, now he's gonna get 20 million and one dollars.'"
Rock, I want FOXX to win! He was incredible. But saying stuff like that has got to be embarrasing plus insulting! He went on too!
“I am rooting for Jamie,” Rock told Ogunnaike “[A]nd if he doesn't win, I’m going to talk about it on the show. I’ll take an Oscar from one of the sound or light people that win and give it to him… Jamie Foxx is not going to walk out of that place without an Oscar.”
WHAT THE FUCK!!!! AHHHHH!!!! So according to the great Rock (who wrote, produced, directed, and starred in one of the biggest ego pics ever made-HEAD OF STATE-where a black guy (Rock) who's done nothing special with his life is choosen to be a presidential nominee and he win because "all those fucking crackers are bad people?" Tell me, how big does your fucking ego have to be that you make a whole movie about how you'd be a better president than anyone every before you. Plus, lets not forget this wonderful got to snare a lot of easy pussy along the way, like thats never been done in office.) the sound designers and cinematographers aren't worth shit? Excuse me, those guys are equally important to teh film industry you dumbfuck.
His final comments were the ones that have me up in a roar though! His attack on THE AVIATOR! One of the best picture nominees!
“It's a weird movie, It’s well made, but a story about a rich guy who gets things done doesn't excite me. Oooh, he overcame obstacles, like how much money to spend. And he washed his hands a lot.”
AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
This man has replaced Paul W.S. Anderson as my most hated man in the film industy! THe gall of this unfunny fucker! You don't attack the damn films that are up there! Consider this, dude, it ain't racist if the movie RAY doesn;t win Best Pic. You know why? Outside of Jamie Foxx's perfomance its a very unremarkable film.
I'm probably just pissed because he makes more money than I ever will.
So on Oscar night I'll bet I'll be pissed when he walks on stage and goes. "Tonight, you're gonna watch a BLACK MAN get robbed his Oscar by four pasty WHITE men! And then you're gonna see some great movie about a BLACK man loose to some old crusty WHITE man. Just cause the WHITE man is always trying to keep the BLACK man down!"
And then after Scorsese goes up and takes his Best Director award (hopefully) the great Rock will go "Goddamn. Another WHITE fucker winning? Where's Spike Lee? Get me Lee! LEE! Get up here! Fuck it, get me Keenana Ivory Wayans! Get me a black man up here to take the award!"
I'm not racist........
I just hate stupid people.
Had it been anyone who said shit like that....well....I'd be kicking his ass too.
Chris Rock, I know you'll never read this but I want you to know from teh bottom of my heart----
Die, Rock, Die!
I hate stupid people who refuse to accept they are stupid.
I hate the people who are going to call me stupid because of those lines.
But I hate Chris Rock. The mans just unfunny. All his humor is the same. "Cracker! White boy! Small penis. Blahblahblahblah." Drop in the N word a couple times for surprise. There, comic gold.
Hardly. I never understood what the hell people like about this guy. He even sucked on Saturday Night Live, and those were in its good days long before Jimmy Fallon came and killed it by being the bad Adam Sandler. Adam Sandler who is of course another overrated "funnyman".
Rock, retire. The funny skinny black man has already been filled by Dave Chappelle. He's not the greatest comedian either, he treats the same ground of uber-racism too much as well. But when he has a good idea, he hits gold. Who could not laugh during his WHite Supremacist KKK skit where the head writer turned out to be a blind black man who didn't know his ethnicity. How about the Prince sketch? The crackhead. The show for kids. Classic Moments in Hook Up History. (Actually, if it didn't sound so messy I'd consider trying the "Penis through the Popcorn" trick.)
But Chris Rock does not know when to shut the fuck up. I'm attacking him because he showed no signs of maturity when talking about his new gig. He's hosting the Oscars.
Yes, this unfunny man is hosting the Oscars. It's nice to see a change from Billy Christal, Steve Martin, and the HORRIBLE Whoopi Goldberg, but how bout someone better? Think of the greatness of Will Ferrell hosting! Or Jack Black! He could sing every song! A love ballad by Tenacious D! Fuck, get the old Nixon speech writer Ben Stein up there instead of Rock. "Swank.....Swank....Swank....".
Rock showed no maturity when he commented on his personal opinions about who should win. SOmething a host should NEVER do! Prick admited to never even having seen the Oscars! Well, I understand that cause his additions to cinema have been nothing more than atrocious. (I do not count his god stick in DOGMA because that was Kevin Smith's last intelligent hurra all the way.)
Here's a quote.
"I know if JAMIE FOXX (RAY) or DON CHEADLE (HOTEL RWANDA) wins, it's gonna help out their careers... Whereas if Johnny Depp wins (for FINDING NEVERLAND), it's like, `Yeah, he's got an award, but he's always gonna make the same money; he's always gonna get the best offers and work with the best people.'
"If LEO DiCAPRIO wins (for THE AVIATOR), who gives a f**k? It's like, `Oh, now he's gonna get 20 million and one dollars.'"
Rock, I want FOXX to win! He was incredible. But saying stuff like that has got to be embarrasing plus insulting! He went on too!
“I am rooting for Jamie,” Rock told Ogunnaike “[A]nd if he doesn't win, I’m going to talk about it on the show. I’ll take an Oscar from one of the sound or light people that win and give it to him… Jamie Foxx is not going to walk out of that place without an Oscar.”
WHAT THE FUCK!!!! AHHHHH!!!! So according to the great Rock (who wrote, produced, directed, and starred in one of the biggest ego pics ever made-HEAD OF STATE-where a black guy (Rock) who's done nothing special with his life is choosen to be a presidential nominee and he win because "all those fucking crackers are bad people?" Tell me, how big does your fucking ego have to be that you make a whole movie about how you'd be a better president than anyone every before you. Plus, lets not forget this wonderful got to snare a lot of easy pussy along the way, like thats never been done in office.) the sound designers and cinematographers aren't worth shit? Excuse me, those guys are equally important to teh film industry you dumbfuck.
His final comments were the ones that have me up in a roar though! His attack on THE AVIATOR! One of the best picture nominees!
“It's a weird movie, It’s well made, but a story about a rich guy who gets things done doesn't excite me. Oooh, he overcame obstacles, like how much money to spend. And he washed his hands a lot.”
AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
This man has replaced Paul W.S. Anderson as my most hated man in the film industy! THe gall of this unfunny fucker! You don't attack the damn films that are up there! Consider this, dude, it ain't racist if the movie RAY doesn;t win Best Pic. You know why? Outside of Jamie Foxx's perfomance its a very unremarkable film.
I'm probably just pissed because he makes more money than I ever will.
So on Oscar night I'll bet I'll be pissed when he walks on stage and goes. "Tonight, you're gonna watch a BLACK MAN get robbed his Oscar by four pasty WHITE men! And then you're gonna see some great movie about a BLACK man loose to some old crusty WHITE man. Just cause the WHITE man is always trying to keep the BLACK man down!"
And then after Scorsese goes up and takes his Best Director award (hopefully) the great Rock will go "Goddamn. Another WHITE fucker winning? Where's Spike Lee? Get me Lee! LEE! Get up here! Fuck it, get me Keenana Ivory Wayans! Get me a black man up here to take the award!"
I'm not racist........
I just hate stupid people.
Had it been anyone who said shit like that....well....I'd be kicking his ass too.
Chris Rock, I know you'll never read this but I want you to know from teh bottom of my heart----
Die, Rock, Die!