pinchers are BULLSHIT!

Feb 11, 2006 12:42




i used to want to have a crab as a drummer, but that phase is long gone. i hate crabs. i really hate them
they are the worst kind of arachnid (sp?) on earth. my girlfriend likes to dart her hand this way and that like a crab, and that just aint right. (even though its adorable)

when i was doing a google search for "no crabs allowed", by default it said "did you mean no CARBS allowed?"

instead living in a society where carbs are looked down upon, we should seriously take into consideration the utter CREEPYNESS of teh crab.

:::shivers:::::
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