Dear Santa...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I broke sturtle86's X-Box (-12 points). In April I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In January I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In February I committed genocide... Sorry about that, peristaltor (-5000 points). Last month I pulled i_love_porn's hair (-5 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4697 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
allegrox
And I saved that busload of nuns totally by accident. I had placed a bomb on it so it would blow up if they went under 30mph (the roads suck in Angola), but I accidentally lead the nuns onto the wrong bus, messing everything up. The original bus was then boarded by a hunting group out to kill nuns (nunning is a popular sport in the area), and it blew up, saving all of the nuns.
Totally true.