Lolweh
I was just looking through old back-ups and found this. I believe this came from IRC a while back:
Yahweh: Humans, don't eat this fruit mkay? Although, since I'm omniscient and outside time I actually already know that you will eat this fruit so I'm just being an ass hat by putting it here and telling you not to.
Humans: OK.
Lucifer: Eat this fruit and think for yourselves.
Humans: OK.
Yahweh: Bad humans, bad! Even though you technically didn't know what you did was arbitrarily wrong when you did it, I'm going to punish you anyway for not blindly following my orders even though I made you to blindly follow any suggestion to the contrary and made Lucifer of the quality to tempt you. Now you shall surely die. To hell with you, too, Lucifer, for doing what I made you to do!
Lucifer: Why you got to be hatin'? Fine then.
Humans: Woe is us.
Yahweh: Humans, don't eat this fruit mkay? Although, since I'm omniscient and outside time I actually already know that you will eat this fruit so I'm just being an ass hat by putting it here and telling you not to.
Humans: OK.
Lucifer: Eat this fruit and think for yourselves.
Humans: OK.
Yahweh: Bad humans, bad! Even though you technically didn't know what you did was arbitrarily wrong when you did it, I'm going to punish you anyway for not blindly following my orders even though I made you to blindly follow any suggestion to the contrary and made Lucifer of the quality to tempt you. Now you shall surely die. To hell with you, too, Lucifer, for doing what I made you to do!
Lucifer: Why you got to be hatin'? Fine then.
Humans: Woe is us.