People do memes, and I jump right off that bridge-er, cliff-with them. This meme comes from
pontelon Go to your music player of choice and put it all on "shuffle." Say the following questions outloud, and after each one press play. Use the song title to answer the question.
For this, I'll use my iPod since it's already going and I have all my music on it anyway.
* What do you think of me, Random Music Player?
Zard: Don't You See! - I forgot I had that one, but it's nice. Doesn't make sense, though.
* Will I have a happy life?
Mannheim Steamroller: Chocolate Fudge -Yum. I'll take that as a yes.
* What do my friends really think of me?
Barenaked Ladies: Tonight Is the Night I Fell Asleep at the Wheel - My friends think I fell asleep at the wheel and died? :( I don't even drive.
* What does my S.O. think of me?
Everclear: Volvo-Driving Soccer Mom - Uh... If I had a significant other, that would be really weird. Okay, it's weird anyway.
* Do people secretly lust after me?
Celine Dion: The Power of Love =D
* How can I make myself happy?
Dave Matthews Band: Two Step - Lyrics that are barely intelligible always make me happy.
* What should I do with myself?
Delirious: Deeper - Nah, I decided against going that direction a while ago.
* Why must life be so full of pain?
Cowboy Bebop: Radio Free Mars Talk 2 - Well, that's strange. I think the line of thought that goes with this is as follows: Free speech -> pain
* How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Nobuo Uematsu and Shiro Hamaguchi: Final Fantasy - No, really, I don't think fantasies will do much to improve the sex I'm not having.
* Will I ever have children?
Everclear: Brown Eyed Girl :)
* Can you give me some advice?
Frank Sinatra & Julio Iglesias: Summer Wind - I should go sing sappy songs with an hispanic man who has a sexy voice. Sounds okay to me.
* What do you think happiness is?
FLCL: One Life - That doesn't really sound like a very happy song, maybe more... mellow. But not sad, so that's okay.
* Do you have any advice to give over the next few hours/days?
Yoko Kanno: Rain - Female Vocals - That doesn't even make sense. Maybe I'm supposed to walk around in rain and be sad.
And there it is. Mine seem to have made more sense than most.