sometimes i see myself dead in the rain
sometimes shows are awesome. and then sometimes you spend 2 hours in the cold rain watching ugly people puke on the sidewalk next to you. i think my steroid driven body is no worse for wear though. and i did get to see elliot pee by my manager.
i had this dream last night where i found a way to make worms create electricity out of playdough by pooping it. i had worms in a grocery sack and they were powering a pinwheel that i had taped to the side of it. now thats pretty cool and all, but there's a really stupid part too. they were singing that teen idols song aobut the porno shop except it was something like "we've got a job in a paper bag where we make shit for free." thats one of the dumbest things my unconscious mind has ever tried to amuse me with in my sleep. especially since i hate cleverly altered words to dongs. i meant to type songs, but i wont fix it. dongs is better.
i wonder how sinking and adhesive the la brea tar pits really are these days.
i had this dream last night where i found a way to make worms create electricity out of playdough by pooping it. i had worms in a grocery sack and they were powering a pinwheel that i had taped to the side of it. now thats pretty cool and all, but there's a really stupid part too. they were singing that teen idols song aobut the porno shop except it was something like "we've got a job in a paper bag where we make shit for free." thats one of the dumbest things my unconscious mind has ever tried to amuse me with in my sleep. especially since i hate cleverly altered words to dongs. i meant to type songs, but i wont fix it. dongs is better.
i wonder how sinking and adhesive the la brea tar pits really are these days.