man, that was a long time ago.

Sep 22, 2004 23:49

i found a wine tool in cahaba heights.

i really want some doritos but i'm too lazy to go get them. instead i'm stiting here wondering why my toenails hurt.

oh yeah, thank you jizzle. i thought i should share even though its lengthy. its worth it. i have no recollection of this at all.
Subj: H is for Hector done in by a thug
Date: 03/07/01 1:03:17 PM Central Standard Time
From: allisonmartin@geek.com To: GirlDrowning@aol.com

jain 908: ASL PLZ
Alleesawn: you don't know me?
Alleesawn: you don't REMEMEBR me?
jain 908: HEY YA SORRY
Alleesawn: thats okay
Alleesawn: how are you?
jain 908: HEY SORRY
jain 908: I M FINE AND U
Alleesawn: i'm good
jain 908: HEY BUT I GIVE U A NAME?
jain 908: U KNOW?
Alleesawn: what?
jain 908: NOTHING
jain 908: YOUR NAME PLZ
jain 908: AGAIN
jain 908: PLZ?
Alleesawn: i have to go
Alleesawn: allison
jain 908: HEY PLZ
jain 908: SORRRY
jain 908: HEY PLZ
Alleesawn: HEY NOTHIGN
jain 908: PLZ
jain 908: SORRY
Alleesawn: QUIT SAYING PLZ
jain 908: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Alleesawn: AND SORRY
Alleesawn: WHY THE SSSSSSSSSS?
jain 908: WHY U SAY SORRY
Alleesawn: i'm not sorry for anythign
jain 908: OK
jain 908: SAY WHAT R U DOING NOW
Alleesawn: will you take your caps lock off please?
Alleesawn: i'm writing my midterm paper
jain 908: OK
jain 908: HEY SAY SOMTHING
Alleesawn: what?
jain 908: Yahoo! Chat
jain 908: ANYTHING
jain 908: ABOUT U
Alleesawn: oops
jain 908: WHAT?
Alleesawn: nothgin
jain 908: HEY SAY ABOOUT U SOMTHING
Alleesawn: say something about you
jain 908: HEY U HAVE ANY PIC?
Alleesawn: no
Alleesawn: bye
jain 908: WHY?
Alleesawn: why what/
Alleesawn: ?
jain 908: HYE PLZ
jain 908: NOTHING GOING
jain 908: CHt with me
Alleesawn: what?
Alleesawn: no
Alleesawn: the cat ran away
Alleesawn: what are you doign?
jain 908: But dogs want to Catch Cat
Alleesawn: who has a dog?
jain 908: Only chat with you
jain 908: Who is Cat say?
jain 908: Helloo
jain 908: dear what hapeen
Alleesawn: i am here
Alleesawn: nothing hapeen
jain 908: i m dog and u r my pussy cat?
Alleesawn: cat say? my cat
Alleesawn: you are not a dog
jain 908: hey ready for..........
Alleesawn: i am not a cat
Alleesawn: ready? for what?
jain 908: understand darling
jain 908: X with u
Alleesawn: what?
Alleesawn: x?
jain 908: HEY U HAVE ANY B/F?
jain 908: DEAR
Alleesawn: i think so
Alleesawn: ummm
Alleesawn: X?
jain 908: HEY U ENJOY IT?
Alleesawn: whatis this X that i am ready for?
Alleesawn: i enjoy dear?
Alleesawn: what?
jain 908: X
Alleesawn: what is that?
jain 908: X MEANS HEY SEX
Alleesawn: tell me abotu X
Alleesawn: hey sex?
Alleesawn: ohh
jain 908: HEY U ENJOY IT WITH ANY ONE?
Alleesawn: ummmm
Alleesawn: i am not a cat
Alleesawn: and i dont have one any more
Alleesawn: so no
jain 908: hey u r my freind?
Alleesawn: yes
jain 908: like best best freind
Alleesawn: okay
jain 908: then in freindship all is happen
Alleesawn: why the hell not
Alleesawn: all is happen?
jain 908: ya
Alleesawn: does that include dog chase cat in chat?
jain 908: It is Joking
Alleesawn: ok. lets start over.
jain 908: Sorry for these unmattered Chat
Alleesawn: hi.
Alleesawn: yeah, unmattered chats are messsy
jain 908: Choose A Good Topic
Alleesawn: its okay thoguh
Alleesawn: okay.'
jain 908: What never you want
Alleesawn: food
Alleesawn: vegetables
Alleesawn: what is your favorite vegetable?
jain 908: Red
jain 908: Red
jain 908: Carrot
Alleesawn: ooh, good one
jain 908: & Lady finger
Alleesawn: thats a vegetable?
jain 908: ya
Alleesawn: i thought that was a cookie
Alleesawn: oh well
jain 908: hey and u?
Alleesawn: ladyfingers
Alleesawn: and spinach
jain 908: It is Indian Vege
Alleesawn: oh i see
jain 908: Bhindi
Alleesawn: niiiiiiiiiiice
jain 908: ok say
jain 908: hey we met tommorw
jain 908: see u later
Alleesawn: no, we met today
Alleesawn: i dont see you
jain 908: why
jain 908: hey i love u
Alleesawn: what?
jain 908: and so i met u
jain 908: tommorw
jain 908: realy
jain 908: i love u
Alleesawn: ohhhh
Alleesawn: um
Alleesawn: yeah?
jain 908: so plz understnad me
jain 908: yaaaa
jain 908: realy
jain 908: i love u
jain 908: i kiss u
jain 908: and i miss u
jain 908: very very much
jain 908: ok what say i don't know
jain 908: HEY R U ANGRY ON ME
Alleesawn: I AM NOT ANGRY ON YOU
Alleesawn: NO NO NO
jain 908: THEN
jain 908: SAY ME LOVE?
Alleesawn: i am just happy
jain 908: WITH ME?
jain 908: THANKS
Alleesawn: I DONT SAY ME LOVE
Alleesawn: i am just happy
jain 908: OK BYE
Alleesawn: BYE]
jain 908: BYE
Alleesawn: BYE
jain 908: I LOVE U
jain 908: BYRE
jain 908: BYE

MAN, doritos.
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