did you know that every day, mexican gays come into this country to unplug our braindead ladies?
Ok so I have a ton more links for you that I've gathered throughout the week... just call me the link-gatherer. There's a shitload. I hope you enjoy/at least click on some of them.
For all the blond people trying to get a grasp on international relations. You all KNOW that you have a friend that this would help out.
Wireless electricity! What WILL they think of next?!
If you want to understand my Sean Penn obsession mentioned in the last entry. Drool.
Remember 2 Guys & A Girl? Turns out, one of the actors has a BRAIN. A sharp biting witty and sarcastic brain. This is a must read. Well, not reading it is like breathing without a tic tac.
There are... no words... You honestly HAVE to click on this link, if only for the wierdest image that will forever be scarred upon your brain.
The requisite "Paris drama distracts us from REAL problems" editorial, part 1 of 2
So the thing about bitching about Paris Hilton is that the more you do it, the more you're playing right into her own game. Its an unfortunate paradox.
OMG ALERT THE PRESS HILARY CLINTON HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR! Cos, you know, a sense of humor is the most important thing in a presidential candidate? Anyway, click if you think she's a humorless cold bitch, cos I guess she's not? Well, not completely.
Finding Buddha on the subway. This is a must read. It will make your day, even if only infinitesimally, a little bit better.
You hear of Bush's new pick for Surgeon General? He wants to use stem cells - to cure gayness. A scary foray into the right wing corner of the web.
Chiquita (of the bananas) being sued for supporting a terrorist organization. Did you know? Chiquita used to be called United Fruit Company and was one of the first multinational companies. It collaborated with the US to overthrow democratically elected leaders and install dictators in South American countries that would cut them sweet deals/contracts, and there was fuck all that South America could do about it.
Not all that interesting, except it makes me a minority! Basically its saying that way too many people study business in college. I guess I agree, but I'm going to have to marry a business major to be able to afford food, so I can't have too much beef with them.
If you want to know how racist/sexist/agist/weightist/etc you ACTUALLY are. Although they tell you right there what the outcome most often is... but I guess it could be interesting. Or depressing. Or disheartening. If that's your thing, go for it!
This article is entertaining in that its mind blowingly stupid. I could be wrong, because it was too dumb for me to bother reading the whole thing... click and you'll see.
$176 million will be spent in the next year on abstinence-only sex ed programs that have repeatedly proven ineffective! Oh, America. Maybe its cos of douchebag articles like the one above?
If you need a smile, here's a little LOL president to make your day.
Choke (as in the Palahniuk novel) is apparently being made into a movie? Here are some details.
In more fun science news... talking paper?
In case you didn't know already that the mainstream media sucks, although I don't know many of you who have been living under a rock for the past decade or so.
If the LOL president didn't suffice, here's a LOLcat to make your day.
Natalee Holloway's mom and JonBenet Ramsey's dad are dating. Let the conspiracy theories begin!
Like maxipads? Here's how to make one and here's how to wear one, circa 1968. Hey, the more you know...
True love waits. This woman's husband was in a coma for 19 years and rather than stray like a hussy she stayed by his side, the whole time. Awwwwwwww. :)
If you've ever been accused of having an alcohol "problem" just fuck around with semantics.
I don't know why, but this just makes me laugh. More day brightening things just for you!
A vote for Bill Richardson is a vote for wolves eating your baby. Still determining whether this is good or bad.
Albania is the most pro-America country in Europe, or even the world? Too bad not a single American could find it on a map.
Phew. I told you there was a shitload. I really need a better hobby, don't I?
For all the blond people trying to get a grasp on international relations. You all KNOW that you have a friend that this would help out.
Wireless electricity! What WILL they think of next?!
If you want to understand my Sean Penn obsession mentioned in the last entry. Drool.
Remember 2 Guys & A Girl? Turns out, one of the actors has a BRAIN. A sharp biting witty and sarcastic brain. This is a must read. Well, not reading it is like breathing without a tic tac.
There are... no words... You honestly HAVE to click on this link, if only for the wierdest image that will forever be scarred upon your brain.
The requisite "Paris drama distracts us from REAL problems" editorial, part 1 of 2
So the thing about bitching about Paris Hilton is that the more you do it, the more you're playing right into her own game. Its an unfortunate paradox.
OMG ALERT THE PRESS HILARY CLINTON HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR! Cos, you know, a sense of humor is the most important thing in a presidential candidate? Anyway, click if you think she's a humorless cold bitch, cos I guess she's not? Well, not completely.
Finding Buddha on the subway. This is a must read. It will make your day, even if only infinitesimally, a little bit better.
You hear of Bush's new pick for Surgeon General? He wants to use stem cells - to cure gayness. A scary foray into the right wing corner of the web.
Chiquita (of the bananas) being sued for supporting a terrorist organization. Did you know? Chiquita used to be called United Fruit Company and was one of the first multinational companies. It collaborated with the US to overthrow democratically elected leaders and install dictators in South American countries that would cut them sweet deals/contracts, and there was fuck all that South America could do about it.
Not all that interesting, except it makes me a minority! Basically its saying that way too many people study business in college. I guess I agree, but I'm going to have to marry a business major to be able to afford food, so I can't have too much beef with them.
If you want to know how racist/sexist/agist/weightist/etc you ACTUALLY are. Although they tell you right there what the outcome most often is... but I guess it could be interesting. Or depressing. Or disheartening. If that's your thing, go for it!
This article is entertaining in that its mind blowingly stupid. I could be wrong, because it was too dumb for me to bother reading the whole thing... click and you'll see.
$176 million will be spent in the next year on abstinence-only sex ed programs that have repeatedly proven ineffective! Oh, America. Maybe its cos of douchebag articles like the one above?
If you need a smile, here's a little LOL president to make your day.
Choke (as in the Palahniuk novel) is apparently being made into a movie? Here are some details.
In more fun science news... talking paper?
In case you didn't know already that the mainstream media sucks, although I don't know many of you who have been living under a rock for the past decade or so.
If the LOL president didn't suffice, here's a LOLcat to make your day.
Natalee Holloway's mom and JonBenet Ramsey's dad are dating. Let the conspiracy theories begin!
Like maxipads? Here's how to make one and here's how to wear one, circa 1968. Hey, the more you know...
True love waits. This woman's husband was in a coma for 19 years and rather than stray like a hussy she stayed by his side, the whole time. Awwwwwwww. :)
If you've ever been accused of having an alcohol "problem" just fuck around with semantics.
I don't know why, but this just makes me laugh. More day brightening things just for you!
A vote for Bill Richardson is a vote for wolves eating your baby. Still determining whether this is good or bad.
Albania is the most pro-America country in Europe, or even the world? Too bad not a single American could find it on a map.
Phew. I told you there was a shitload. I really need a better hobby, don't I?