Title: Twisted Phone Call
Pairing/Character: Ryoda, Akame, some Kanjani8 members, Tegoshi
Genre: angst, romance and some fluff
Rating: PG 13
Summary: Celebrating Valentine’s day alone. The reason? The boyfriend cheated on him. When? A day before Valentine’s.
Disclaimer: if only they are mine, sadly not huhu~
Warning: the fic starts with a lil’ bit ero…but not too much XD
This is for Valentine Ficcolate Exchange
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Ueda sighed in disappointment. Then he tried to dial the same number one more time. If this time he does not pick up the phone, then I’ll ignore him when he’s back in Tokyo, he cursed inwardly, as he waited for the person on the other line to pick up. He was about to shut it when the line was connected.
“Hello, Tatsuya?” a breathless voice suddenly answered his call.
“Yes it’s me. Hey, why are you breathing so hard? Did you-” he was about to tease him, but he heard something, or rather someone’s voice, from the other side.
“Mmnhh… are you going to keep me waiting and cold on the bed? Come back here….nnhh…” okay, scratch that, someone, who is a girl, was moaning in the same room as Ryo and he heard more, like the sounds of clothes rustling hurriedly to be taken off.
“Tatsuya?” Ryo voiced out again. This time he was speaking normally.
“You know, I thought that you were busy, but I didn’t know you were that busy!” Tatsuya yelled out, as his anger reached its boiling point. He pushed the ‘End’ button and threw his phone to the floor.
He truly regretted that he didn’t buy the punching bag that he wanted so much to hang in his bedroom because Ryo didn’t like it. He really felt like hitting something right now, as the real person that he wanted to lay his hands on (or more like his fists) was not available.
Gritting his teeth in the effort to stop his growing anger, he tried to take few deep breaths, easing down the ‘fire’ that was still burning inside. He knew that they were both busy, but then again, he couldn’t believe that his two-month old boyfriend would opt to do something as low as to relieve himself. Hmph! If he’s not feeling any guilt when doing it, then he doesn’t deserve me! He concluded. That stupid horny, cheating bastard. Even if he comes back to me, groveling on his knees, I will never accept him!
*
The next day, Ueda woke up with unsightly puffy eyes. He had to admit, even when he wanted to lie to himself, he did cry before he went to sleep, though he hadn’t really slept much. When he at last fell asleep, he ended up dreaming about the girl and Ryo on the bed, laughing hysterically at his crying face, saying that he was pathetic and weak. That made him even more upset, even when he was sleeping.
He walked tiredly to the bathroom, washed his face and soaked his body for a good time in the tub filled with scented gel that truly boosted his motivation to go to work that day. Few minutes later he finished, dried up himself and chose the best outfit for that day. I must not show that I cried yesterday, he thought with determination. Trying his best to smile as he looked in the mirror, he practiced it few times. Feeling quite satisfied with his performance, he picked all the necessary things and put them inside his bag and drove his car to the Jimusho.
After parking his car, he walked haphazardly to the familiar building. He watched the shops around and felt kind of weird. Okay, why is it that most of the shops have those pink thing-ies and those hideous looking frills on the windows? They’ve decorated it with too many love-shaped ornaments. He shook his head, trying to understand their logic. There were even chocolates on sale. He walked up to his band’s room and was surprised to see that Kame and Jin were already there in the room. “Normally both of you are late,” he mumbled out as he plopped on the sofa next to Jin.
“Yep, but today is special. I went to buy some chocolates for Kame,” Jin whispered to him with a smug face, showing a little box wrapped in gold and blue ribbon in his left hand.
Ueda looked at him, feeling confused. “So?”
“Uebo~~ how thick is your head? Today is Valentine’s Day, silly. I bought it in this shop where we can get customized ones! This will totally make Kame fall deeper for me.,” he told him excitedly as he gently put the box back into his duffle bag.
That made something in Ueda’s head click. That’s why the shops were decorated with all those love shapes and selling chocolates! Maybe I should ask Ryo to buy some for me. Wait a minute…didn’t Ryo cheat on me yesterday? So…does that means I was dumped a day before Valentine’s?!
Jin blinked a few times, watching Ueda’s expression turn sour. “Earth to Uebo~ hey, are you alright? Here, have a muffin.” Jin shoved some into his mouth, and he could only nod his head solemnly.
“Hey cheer up, Ryo will come back this evening. You guys can go and celebrate later,” Kame patted his back, trying to put a smile on his friend’s face.
“You know what, I’m tired. Why don’t you go and sit somewhere else so that I can lie down for awhile?” Ueda pushed Jin until he fell off the sofa, making him yelp. He was about to lie down when Jin stopped him.
“Why don’t we share? I want to sleep too,” he pouted.
“Then Kame, I’m going to borrow your boyfriend’s shoulder for a while and some parts of his body too. You guys can fight later,” Ueda quickly pushed Jin down and lied on his shoulder. Jin stayed rigid for a moment, afraid of Kame’s reaction. Kame merely raised an eyebrow and continued to prim his hair, acting like he didn’t care at all.
Sleeping on Jin’s chest was not comfortable at all. His breathing pattern was too annoying, compared to Ryo’s whose felt relaxing and- I need to stop that pathetic way of thinking, that bastard cheated on me!
“In case you didn’t notice, you are supposed to return my boyfriend unharmed, which means, Uebo, that you stop pinching him because it will leave marks,” Kame’s voice suddenly interrupted his thoughts. Jin was squirming due to the pain and muttered thanks to him.
*
Meanwhile, in Osaka, the supposedly ‘ex-boyfriend’ was packing happily to go back to Tokyo.
“Hey, what time are you going back to Tokyo? 3pm?” Hina asked him while changing clothes after their last photo shoot session.
“Yeah, but the sooner the better. I’m sick hanging out with you guys too much,” Ryo replied absent mindedly, which in return made Hina glare at him.
“Oi~ what kind of friend are you? Stop being a spoil sport. Today is Valentine’s Day. Have someone to celebrate with?” he showed his left pinky finger to Ryo, winking childishly at him.
“Maybe~” Ryo replied to him half heartedly. It’s none of your business who I’m going to spend my day with, moron. Stop being a busy body and don’t act like a mother to me, Ryo huffed.
“Oooh…so Ryo-chan is going to get down and dirty tonight…” Hina teased him in a sing song tone.
“Stop being a prude and-” Ryo replied and laughed at him, but was stopped by Yasu who suddenly yelled out something.
“Whoa~ you are so not going to believe this. It’s from the guys in Tokyo. It is super funny, haha!” The members quickly went to sit beside Yasu and he showed it to them. “It is a video. Let´s watch it,” he pushed the ‘start’ button and they waited with anticipation.
“Oh my God, it’s Tegoshi. He is wearing a sexy cupid-girl costume!” Subaru squealed loudly. “What was he doing?”
“He was giving chocolates to the boys there. It’s KAT-TUN! They are sure lucky to get those chocolates from him,” Ohkura voiced out, and pouted when he saw Koki receiving the love-shaped chocolate from him.
“Ah, it’s Ueda kun, and it seems like-” Yasu blabbed out excitedly, but Ryo quickly grabbed his phone and took a look.
“Hey!” Yasu protested but was ignored by him.
“Oh, Hi Tegoshi kun,” Ueda smiled at him, as walks into the room.
“Ueda kun! Erm…ano, here, a chocolate for you, I hope you like it,” Tegoshi gave him a prettily wrapped chocolate box, giving him the cutest smile.
“Aaw~ you are so cute Tegoshi, thanks ne,” Ueda winked at him, which only made the younger blushes hard.
“Give him something back, Uebo. He deserves it. Look, your chocolate is even different from Koki’s,” Jin teased him, and pushed him towards the younger.
“Hm? Well…” Ueda bit his lips, thinking of something. Then he smiled cheekily at Tegoshi, kissed him hard on his cheek, and ruffled his hair. *mmuaah!*
Tegoshi was blushing furiously. His face was totally red! “Thanks Ueda-kun!” and he ran out of the room, closing the door with a loud bang.
“Kawaii~ I want to kiss him too!” Subaru hugged Yoko’s neck tightly, licking his lips suggestively.
“Urgh…c-can’t breathe!” Yoko tried to free himself but failed.
“ARGH! I’M GOING TO TOKYO NOW!” Ryo yelled out, feeling totally on fire when he saw the video. Quickly he grabbed his bags and rushed out to the train station.
“Why did he get mad? Tegoshi cross-dressing is already normal,” Yasu said as he still couldn’t understand Ryo’s strange logic.
3 hours later, Ryo arrived at Tokyo Station. He looked at the giant clock on the wall, “Damn, it’s already 5pm,” he muttered. He walked outside in his normal clothes, hoping that none of his fans would recognize him and took a taxi to the Jimusho.
Taking a deep breathe, he tried to calm his erratic heart, hoping that he wouldn´t explode in front of his boyfriend. Walking into the building, he realized that it was quieter than normally.
He twisted the door knob of KAT-TUN’s room, and the view in front of him made him stop, his feet rooted to the spot.
Ueda was sleeping on the couch, well, scratch that, sleeping with Jin, cozily on the couch, and their legs were tangled together. Ueda’s head was on Jin’s shoulder, and his hands were hugging him, like it was normal.
Trying not to sound like he was angry (when, in fact, he was), he said, “What the fuck is going on?”
“Can’t you see? They are sleeping,” Kame said nonchalantly. He was reading his script on the floor. “Want me to wake him?”
Stomping his feet to the couch, Ryo pulled Ueda up harshly and yelled out, “Get up!”
Ueda, who was still in his dreamland, was startled awake by the force. Rubbing his eyes slowly, he looked around. “What?”
“What are you doing?!” Ryo clenched his teeth. He could feel that his vein was popping out on his forehead.
“Sleeping, what else,” Ueda eyed him dangerously. He was feeling annoyed beyond exception. “You, what are you doing here?”
Ryo gulped. This side of Ueda was very scary. He felt his throat go dry. Whenever Ueda was angry, he was scary. But Ryo forgot one little thing, no one had ever tried to settle things with Ueda when he has just woken up because there was a big chance that he would be much more irritable and easily irritated.
Kame, sensing the ‘storm’ coming, hurriedly woke Jin up and dragged him outside. “Come Jin, let’s go and sleep in NEWS’ room. I bet the couch is nicer there.” Groggily, Jin walked with his boyfriend out of the room.
Once Ueda heard the door click, he quickly yanked Ryo on the couch and pushed him deeper into it. Eyes still burning with anger, he asked again, “You, what are you doing here? I thought after you did that, you wouldn’t show your face in front of me anymore.”
“What? Babe, it’s painful can you pl-” Ryo tried to push Ueda´s hands away from his collar, but to no avail.
“I haven’t hit you yet, why are you squirming?” Ueda smirked and put his weight more on Ryo’s body.
“It’s not that, but-”
“You know, after cheating on me, you still have the guts to come here. Do you want to die?” he yelled out at last, he really wanted to release his anger right now.
“What? I did no such thing!” Ryo replied indignantly. He tried to move away, but it was the wrong decision. Ueda was rubbing suggestively against his body, and he felt himself getting turned on. “Stop it, your friends will come in any moment,” Ryo´s voice was strained, he tried to fight the lust that was starting to take over his mind.
“So Ryo-chan, did you have fun yesterday? I heard some girl moaning in your room while we were talking on the phone,” Ueda pushed him into the couch some more, eyeing his face furiously.
“Wh-what? I did not cheat on you, if that’s what you meant! Ohkura brought over some AV to the room while I went to buy cigarettes from across the street. When I came back, he and Subaru were intently watching it with the volume of the video up loud. I think that’s why you could hear it,” Ryo hurriedly explained, not wanting his boyfriend to misunderstand any longer.
Ueda thought for awhile, “Are you trying to lie to me, because if I ever catch you in the act you will be dead for sure. I even heard that you took off your clothes while on the phone, talking to me!”
“What? I was sweaty from running outside and took off my clothes to take a bath. Do you really think I got laid yesterday? If it is so, then why am I still horny right now?” Ryo guided Ueda’s hand over his pants to feel how turned on he was. This only made Ueda blushed up to his ears.
“Fine, I trust you,” Ueda said at last, releasing Ryo’s collar from his deathly grip ..
“Thanks, but as much as I love you Tatsuya, can you please move too? There’s something poking at my back. It kinda feels painful.” Slowly, Ryo got up and massaged the sore.
“Hey, let me see it,” Ueda helped Ryo to turn around and lifted his shirt to inspect his broad back. What he saw made he laugh out aloud. “Hahahaha~ it’s a love-shaped bruise. This is totally a Valentine’s joke.”
Ueda found the cause of it, a love-shaped chocolate on the couch. “Sorry about earlier, and about the bruise too, it will sure leave a mark for a few days.”
“It’s worth it, because we are not fighting anymore, but Jin is so stupid. How come he didn’t feel a thing when he slept on this earlier?” Ryo cursed, pulling his shirt back down.
“Well, he has more meat on than you,” Ueda answered, as he opened the wrapper and took a bite. “It’s yummy~” he munched happily.
“Oh yeah, this is for you, Tatsuya, Happy Valentine´s Day,” Ryo kissed him on the forehead, as he gave him a box. It turned out to be a rose-shaped Belgian chocolate.
Ryo could not feel more blissful than he felt when Ueda kissed him on his lips, tasting like chocolates, and said, “Thanks, Ryo!” with a twinkle in his eyes.
Omake
“Oh yeah, I saw a video earlier, on Yasu’s phone. Did you by any chance kiss Tegoshi’s cheek when he gave you a chocolate this morning?” Ryo asked suddenly. They were sitting in the living room, drinking hot chocolate before going to bed.
“Tegoshi? Ah, he gave me chocolates, those love-shaped ones that I ate back in the KT’s room, remember? And I had nothing to give him back. So I did that. He was so cute in that costume. Whoever in their right mind would reject that?” Ueda responded, not feeling any guilt at all.
Ryo felt like face-palming himself. So now his rival was Tegoshi? He would never be able to act cute like that.
End
A/N: this is betaed by
pilipinagrl . Me,
pilipinagrl, and
princess_ai_a did discussed about the plot, and they helped me a lot, thanks a lot you guys!*hugs* and Alex @
sashjun, thanks a lot for your help, being my 2nd beta. Owh, yeah, sorry for posting this uber late hehehe~ ^^;;
btw, it's my bday today, yipppeeee~ (lol, I'm old already!)