once upon a random situation
first and foremost....yes i KNOW that this story is on my myspace too....so fuck you!
GAWD...cant i be proud of my success?
anyways heres a lovely story to tell the kids...
Once upon a time...
i was eating jelly beans and they were really good. Then a jackrabbit came along and stole my jellybeans. When he ate them they exploded and i found out that he was really a giant chocolate easter bunny. Now that he had exploded with the jelly beans inside him, He was just a bunch of chocolate chips. So i went to the local grocery store in search for ice cream but :::::gasp::::: THERE WASNT ANY!!! There was no ice cream for kelsey to put her chocolate chips in :( i was devastated. BUt then i realized that Willy Wonka lived in the chocolate factory down the street. When i got to his house a giant chocolate imitation of the pringles guy on the pringles can opened the door and got me some ice cream. Then I saw peter and brian from family guy floating up towards that giant fan. I told them to fatr so they could get back down....just liek the show. Then we went to the palace where aladdin and and sultan were fucking jasmine in the ass. They invited me to join but i politely refused. I was too concentrated on finding my ice cream. They understood and gave me their magic carpet as a gift because they thought i was a goddess since i had the power to appear out of a giant pottery plant. So Peter, Brian and I rode the magic carpet and sang "a whole new world" eating chocolate chips and ice cream. Then as the last jellybean was swallowed....the chocolate chips turned back into the jack rabbit and we were coughing up hairballs for weeks.
see kids? the moral of the story is dont do ecstasy