And i never got to say goodbye
I miss my cuzin Justin ;(
I found this story his best friend wrote so I'm postin it, it's funny
********somewhere over the rainbow******** --------a childrens book-------- .by johnny kelly.
once apon a time, there was a french fry from mcdonalds that was dropped into a pool of radioactive waste buy some fat guy who ate there every day. he was so fat that he tried to do that jenny craig thing but he ate her. anyways, the french fry fell into this glistening pool of gloop, and then it grew like three legs and a huge mouth with really sharp teeth and green juice dripping out of it. there was this police man who saw it so he pulled out his 9 and tried to pop a cap, but the french fry just bit his arm off before he could even pull the trigger. the police man tried to fight like a savage, but the rampage of the french fry was too powerful. the next thing that happened was actually pretty crazy. ur never gonna believe this. the fry grew another eyeball on his butt. i know ur thinking, "what the heck is johnny talking about?" but the whole point of the fry growing the extra eye was so he could see people coming up behind him trying to destroy him. the only problem was he poked himself in the eye everytime he tried to sit down so the extra eye became a problem. so after a couple of months, the french fry realized people were staring at him. he was self conscious about his hideous features. one day, the fry decided he would see a plastic surgeon. so he went to a man name Bruce and he told him that he wanted to look like he fit into society. the french fry wanted eyes on his face, not his butt, and he wanted ears and a regular mouth. the fry instructed the surgeon that he wanted to be muscular, tall, look very angry at some times just because of his face structure, and he wanted a crazy cool foreign accent. so the surgeon told ok, and the french fry was in surgery for 48 hours. when the french fry woke up two days later, he looked in the mirror and was overjoyed. "i think i'll call myself......Herbie." So there you have it. herbie the mutated french fry is about to make it big. he began to become way to impressed with himself, and became very confident. herbie was beginning to get lots of women, until they saw the eyeball on his butt (the surgeon forgot to remove it) and became horrified. ok well anyways, herbie began to make new friends in all different lines of work, and herbie still did not know what he wanted to do with his new found life. one day he went to a debate between to people running for governor of california. one man said something, and for some reason, herbie randomly shouted out a reply. everyone cheered and said they wanted herbie for governor. herbie was elected governor of california the next, because the votes were just too high, that no one else stood a chance. the french fry had not one sense of politics at all, so one day he walked out onto his porch and he stretched his arms wide, when then wizzing bullet grazed his left leg. the scent of cooked french fries filled the air, and potato shot out of his leg. then a pack of wild dogs picked up the scent and devoured herbie before her could run away. THE END
I found this story his best friend wrote so I'm postin it, it's funny
********somewhere over the rainbow******** --------a childrens book-------- .by johnny kelly.
once apon a time, there was a french fry from mcdonalds that was dropped into a pool of radioactive waste buy some fat guy who ate there every day. he was so fat that he tried to do that jenny craig thing but he ate her. anyways, the french fry fell into this glistening pool of gloop, and then it grew like three legs and a huge mouth with really sharp teeth and green juice dripping out of it. there was this police man who saw it so he pulled out his 9 and tried to pop a cap, but the french fry just bit his arm off before he could even pull the trigger. the police man tried to fight like a savage, but the rampage of the french fry was too powerful. the next thing that happened was actually pretty crazy. ur never gonna believe this. the fry grew another eyeball on his butt. i know ur thinking, "what the heck is johnny talking about?" but the whole point of the fry growing the extra eye was so he could see people coming up behind him trying to destroy him. the only problem was he poked himself in the eye everytime he tried to sit down so the extra eye became a problem. so after a couple of months, the french fry realized people were staring at him. he was self conscious about his hideous features. one day, the fry decided he would see a plastic surgeon. so he went to a man name Bruce and he told him that he wanted to look like he fit into society. the french fry wanted eyes on his face, not his butt, and he wanted ears and a regular mouth. the fry instructed the surgeon that he wanted to be muscular, tall, look very angry at some times just because of his face structure, and he wanted a crazy cool foreign accent. so the surgeon told ok, and the french fry was in surgery for 48 hours. when the french fry woke up two days later, he looked in the mirror and was overjoyed. "i think i'll call myself......Herbie." So there you have it. herbie the mutated french fry is about to make it big. he began to become way to impressed with himself, and became very confident. herbie was beginning to get lots of women, until they saw the eyeball on his butt (the surgeon forgot to remove it) and became horrified. ok well anyways, herbie began to make new friends in all different lines of work, and herbie still did not know what he wanted to do with his new found life. one day he went to a debate between to people running for governor of california. one man said something, and for some reason, herbie randomly shouted out a reply. everyone cheered and said they wanted herbie for governor. herbie was elected governor of california the next, because the votes were just too high, that no one else stood a chance. the french fry had not one sense of politics at all, so one day he walked out onto his porch and he stretched his arms wide, when then wizzing bullet grazed his left leg. the scent of cooked french fries filled the air, and potato shot out of his leg. then a pack of wild dogs picked up the scent and devoured herbie before her could run away. THE END