I'm only one-eighth Irish; Irish enough that I'm wearing some green today, but not Irish enough that I want to eat any corned beef and cabbage (ew) or switch from vodka to Guiness (although I do sometimes switch to Bushmill's Irish whiskey for Saint Patty's Day). As I commented to
grayhawkfh, I "like the idea of a holiday where everyone drinks vodka, though; although I think that's called New Year's Eve". I'm mostly (three-quarters) French Canadian, however, so what I really need is a holiday where we hunt and eat beaver. Oh wait, I think that's called Saint Valentine's Day…
EDIT:
metaquoted.