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04:44 Just secured a safe house in Dubai, United Arab Emirates. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy
05:56 I like how I took 200 caps from @maddow's podcast from last night. Fml what am I doing with them? Who wants?
06:30 Oh sweet fancy moses my stomach is trying to claw its way to the outside I am dying wtf
15:55 RT @roomerholmes: @sarking @zestylime AMC will be GUEST-HOSTING MADDOW on FRIDAY! pass it on. // Its becoming more canon by the day.
16:26 Tweety's about to lose his damn mind
16:26 ~coulda had it all~
16:27 I saw this coming a mile away. Sanfordtina just LOOKS like the kind to disappear for three days and cheat on his wife.
16:28 And all of these fuckers, Ensign, Sanford, are no longer allowed to talk shit about gay marriage.
16:28 Those are good boys...like Sanford is a good, god fearin' man?
16:34 Oh good, Jenny Sanford is also a stupid bitch. Classy.
16:38 RT @GStuedler: Who needs Y&R when we got Sanford and Ensign?// I disagree until said senators start talking to invisible asshole chipmunks
17:00 A ~geographic~ revelation to us all. Sanford is a douche, I'd be lying if I said this didn't make me happy.
17:01 Lmao, Ed is killing it tonight
17:03 He spent a day in Argentina crying? From his dick, maybe.
17:04 Ed Shultz is my new tv boyfriend. Haters to the left.
17:09 RT @BrnEyeSuss: When will Joe and Mika's affair become public? // I ship it so damn hard
17:09 LOL THIS GUY CALLING ED OUT. ED, SLAP THIS BITCH.
17:10 OHHHHSHIT
17:11 Ed just handed you YOUR ASS, bitch.
17:11 Spitzer is irrelevant because, uh, he's not in charge anymore.
17:12 TELL 'EM, ED.
17:12 Conservs think it's a happy day when this happens to liberals, so why the fuck not?
17:13 I'll send you an email, Ed Shultz. You'll be my new baby daddy.
17:17 Noraaaaaaaah. Hey girl hey.
17:22 Okay I'm bored with Ed. Who wants to talk about boobs?
17:25 Ed is kind of a dick, lolol
17:27 Our Gooooooood is an awesome God he reigns from heaven above
17:27 *waits for a million rightwing biblenut followers*
17:31 RT @zestylime: @pineapplecakes with wiiiiiisdom power and love our god is an awesome gooooooood~ // GLORY HALLELUJAH
17:39 RT @fakerahmemanuel: Q:What's dumber than cheating on your wife while in office A: Going to Argentina every time you want some fucking pussy
17:46 This seems fitting somehow: Sick Puppies "You're Going Down" ♫ twt.fm/174696
17:57 If you're going to have an affair, do it in a classy way where you never get caught. Laura Roslin didn't.
18:13 Also, I broke down and watched TB's season premiere. Michelle Forbes being a fierce bitch is epic (just not on BSG)
18:22 I just reached level 23. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy
18:45 RT @jimmyfallon A woman in Oklahoma was arrested for prostitution after agreeing to be paid for her services with a case of Frito-Lay chips.
18:46 RE my last tweet: Someone forgot to put @propernice back in her cage, god damnit.
19:12 RT @impeachmybush: Please, oh please @pineapplecakes please start cradling the two magnificent parts of you. I'd jizz in my pants.
19:47 Krandal, if we end up sleeping together, you should know that I'm a man that likes to be held.
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